Cyberholes

WIAN: A government-funded program at the Idaho National Laboratory is working to plug the cyberholes in power grid computer systems. ❋ Unknown (2005)

1.Jonny couldnt look at the keyboard without his hands shaking or getting a hardon ...thats when he knew he had become a [cyberholic]. 2. when someone says [hello to you] in a online chat room and you get instantly aroused. 3. Hallucinations :an illusion that the person is (cyber) sexually appealing to someone else. Early Warning Signs: 1. [Spastic fingers] 2. If you have ever lied about how much you cyber. 3.If the sound of typing makes you wet. 4. If your home page is set to SexChat.com. 5.If just by reading the word cyber you start humping your keyboard. 6. Buying a computer because it looked sexy on your desk at home. 7. the letters "O" ,"H" and "M" are worn out on your keyboard example "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!" 8. You buy a plastic keyboard cover... just incase you get lucky. 9. Getting so frustrated by not finding someone to cyber that you start [pming] yourself just so you dont fall out of practise. 10 ... You understand all the jokes in these examples. If so, my friend, technology has taken over [your sex life]. We suggest, for your own good, that you go lie under the first sexually uninhibited (real) person you can find. And don't take your laptop. ❋ PervertedClownMaster & PCMs~christine~ (2004)

He was on the 'Net last night for [14] [hours]? Man, he's [definitely] a cyberholic. ❋ Uclafalcon (2004)

He is a cyberholic, he is [online] [12] hours [a day]. ❋ Paul And David (2004)