Christ of Latter-day Saints - is a smiling, cheery presence, peppering his banter with "darns" ❋ By JESSE McKINLEY (2010)
She – eyeglasses, haircomb, designer jacket and trunkful of gosh-darns, golly-gees and gol-dangs – will be on “SNL” Saturday night, Oct. 25. ❋ Unknown (2008)
September 22, 2009 at 9:48 am oo! iz dat a lattin joek ai seez? lattin darns, maibee? ❋ Unknown (2009)
I believe that you were nervous and just plain got all mixed up, between the gosh darns and all those beauty pageant-winning winks. ❋ Unknown (2008)
It's organic, it's witty, it's nasty, it's gaudy, it takes a tattered sheet of reality and darns the holes with glittering thread. ❋ Fathorse (2008)
August 29, 2008 at 4:33 pm won, too, … uh … uh … darns, i shoulda listened bettah in kitteh skewl. ❋ Unknown (2008)
She - eyeglasses, haircomb, designer jacket and trunkful of gosh-darns, golly-gees and gol-dangs - will be on "SNL" Saturday night, Oct. 25. ❋ Unknown (2008)
The house had little furniture, and it was very clean, but you could see that the coverings were threadbare and the curtains had an infinity of darns that showed against the light when the sun shone through the windows. ❋ Anuradha Roy (2008)
By the way, my mum still darns clothes, including panty-hose, rather than buy new, because she's still stuck in a wartime mindset. ❋ Glenda Larke (2008)
She presented herself as a "hockey mom", a wholesome presence full of gosh darns, and gee whizzes, and dropped endings that fairly screamed "I am one of you!" ❋ Unknown (2008)
With a few “darns,” “betchas,” and “ya” s, Palin managed to get all her talking points into the debate, even if she constantly changed the question to suit her note cards. ❋ Unknown (2008)
His black was the worse for wear, and there were darns in his coat, and his linen was a little frayed at the hems and edges. ❋ Unknown (2007)
Adelaide went into a room next the drawing-room, where she no doubt slept, and returned bringing her mother a cashmere shawl, which when new must have been very costly; the pattern was Indian; but it was old, faded and full of darns, and matched the furniture. ❋ Unknown (2007)
His clothes were a fine, deep, glossy black; and yet they looked like the same suit; nay, there were the very darns with which old acquaintance had made us familiar. ❋ Unknown (2007)
Contenson, who saw everything and never was surprised at anything, scornfully wiped his lips with a bandana, in which there were but three darns, took his change, slipped all the coppers into his side pocket, of which the lining, once white, was now as black as the cloth of the trousers, and did not leave one for the waiter. ❋ Unknown (2007)
(Someone [steals] yo girl) “Oh Darn Darn! [I hope] no one steals [my girl] again!” ❋ Ilovenumbers161772 (2018)
[Gall] [darn] it ❋ Shib (2002)
*A giant flaming [comet] speeds towards the archvillian of some cartoon, obviously going to kill or [severly] injure him*
[Villian]: Oh Darn It! ❋ Personmann (2005)
Guy afraid to say damn: [DARN] IT!
Other guy: What?
Guy afraid to say damn: Another [darn] [PHP] error
Other guy: [It's okay] to say damn... ❋ Dimitri Shostakovich (2007)
whilst [darning] my socks i [darn well] [pricked] my finger ❋ Anonymous (2003)
[Darn] it, I just killed my wife and two children crashing into a tree. I'm such a Darn fool! [I'll be damned] to hell, [DARN] it! ❋ Liquid K9 (2004)
[6 year old] boy: Dammit! I hate my life! I hate my damn school! I hate my damn parents! I hate my damn brother! I hate that we're damn poor! I just wanna kill myself, damnit!
Mom: (gasp) You can't say damn! That's a bad word! Say darn instead.
6 year old boy: That sounds stupid! I wanna say damn!
Mom: If you say damn anymore, God is going to send you to hell when you die!
6 year old boy: [Oh, okay], I'll say [darnit] instead. ❋ LiberatorFromOurselves (2009)
Chester Qualsneck was upset to find out shortly after drinking his [5 hour energy] that the bottle had been lying in a [birdbath], utterly forgotten for the last year and a half. His outburst of anger toward his laughing "friends" indicated that he would have much preferred a warning rather than the loathsome [darning]. ❋ Furious_George (2011)
[What the darn] is that?
Dude, [I have to go] take a huge [darn]. ❋ TheDoodstah (2008)
[God] [DARN] it! ❋ IBOAi (2003)