Deathbeds

Conversations at deathbeds routinely include comments that a quick and timely death for a person who has no chance of recovery from catastrophic circumstances is merciful but Lord help you if you wish for it yourself and you are too disabled to do it. ❋ Unknown (2009)

The high school cheats and high-profile prevaricators don't mean that honesty and integrity are on their deathbeds, Sverdlik said. ❋ Unknown (2010)

As my grandma told me, "they'll realize it on their deathbeds but never admit to it". ❋ Sarah (2009)

Even in the United States, hundred-year-old industrial companies are on their deathbeds, not because of a cyclical downturn after an “SUV mania” but as a result of relentless and noncyclical phenomena (e.g., globalization, deunionization, a broken health-care system). ❋ Unknown (2009)

We should make that life something we can be proud of and on our deathbeds be unashamed of. ❋ Unknown (2009)

The Democrats play for keeps, and if they had to pull Kennedy and/or Byrd from their deathbeds to secure cloture on debate in order to pass their precious legislation, there would be no hesitation to do so. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Okay, so what about those of us who already have a well-established routine of writing every day, even when we are on our deathbeds, as one of us did this past week? ❋ Unknown (2009)

March 31st, 2010 at 10: 29 am you pretty much never hear people on their deathbeds say, “Man, I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time with my family.” ❋ Unknown (2010)

He had been at hospitals and at the deathbeds of many of the members of his church, but he had never had to extend pleasantries to someone who had blood trickling out of her hair. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I heard that people on their deathbeds don't regret what they did in life but what they didn't do. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Martin Luther built on this in his "Sermon on Preparing to Die," in which he advised his followers to trust in the image of Jesus on their deathbeds. ❋ Rob Moll (2010)

March 31st, 2010 at 1: 43 pm you pretty much never hear people on their deathbeds say, “Man, I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time with my family.” ❋ Unknown (2010)

Maybe during those fights we only 3% cared because we both knew we were 97% elsewhere, knowing we'd both eventually end up with guys: we'd suck their dicks, we'd have their kids, we'd deal with their raging prostates and erectile dysfunction, and we'd share their deathbeds and subsequently cemetery plots. ❋ Lavinia Ludlow (2011)

Rather, it's a touching story about human connections, about a man who visits some of the greatest authors in the English language on their deathbeds to comfort them by showing them proof that their books continue to be printed and read and loved far into the future, thereby assuring them that their lives and their works have meaning. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Paraphrasing something T-N Coates said (might have the attribution wrong, but I think it was him), you pretty much never hear people on their deathbeds say, “Man, I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time with my family.” ❋ Unknown (2010)

They'd lift themselves off their deathbeds, IVs still attached, and schlep themselves over to the Skirball just to shake hands. ❋ Ralph Gardner Jr. (2011)

That guy I saw on the news, who almost died on his ATV, got back stage at the Kid [Rock concert]. He's a real [deathbed starfucker]. [Mattie] Stepanek = [Deathbed starfucker] ❋ Randy Ayn Rand (2012)

(Han Solo to carbon freeze) [Leia]: I love you, Han. ([Anakin] and [Padme] to death arena) Padme: I love you, Anakin. ❋ Yep Yep (2005)

Ryan and [Kiley] are so [happy together], that's a [deathbed relationship] right there. ❋ Muchginger_wow (2014)

[OMG], you've had [sex]! And not only sex, but deathbed sex! ❋ £1f (2017)

"How'd that [Four Loko] treat you on Saturday night?" " [Horrible man]. I was [deathbed status] the entire next day" ❋ Kekambas013 (2012)

[The gig] of [the rocker] proved to be his deathbed song. He died the very [next day]. ❋ Uttam Maharjan (2011)

(7/8/2020) XtaCool says: "Good idea, I [approve]!" (7/[22]/2020) BCVDox says: "[haha yeah] that's a great idea" (7/22/2020) XtaCool says: "Dude, why are you Deathbed Bumping?" ❋ JuiceDrop (2020)

[Sorry I] cant come to the [pub] today [I'm in] a sweaty deathbed ❋ Cheesegreater (2021)

Yeah I heard [marth] got a Brazilian deathbed as her [dying] [wish]. ❋ NatasSenpai (2023)