Decafs

More than half of our decafs had less than 5 mg of caffeine, but some had quite a bit more. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Use this technique as a last resort and choose Swiss water process decaf whenever possible, since other decafs generally contain toxic solvent residues like hexane. ❋ Kat James (2007)

Most decafs have only a fraction of caffeine in the high-octane brew, but it still can be a problem for people who can not tolerate any caffeine at all. ❋ Unknown (2006)

"We had some decafs that were rated good, and that's a surprise because the decaffeination process sometimes causes you not to have as strong a flavor," Williams said. ❋ Unknown (2010)

"I have never liked seeing a quarter pot of decaf go down the drain every 30 minutes so I can serve 3 decafs in a 4-hour period," said a commenter using the handle "JoBarista." ❋ Unknown (2009)

As for Starbucks, it didn't even place among the top regular coffees and trailed among decafs. ❋ Unknown (2009)

CR used 100\% Colombian coffee in their study (decafs were a blend). ❋ Unknown (2009)

Discover Testing says that as many as a third of supposed decafs are phonies. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Using the "D+caf" strips, The Post yesterday tested six Midtown decafs with wildly varying results. ❋ By MARINA VATAJ And DAVID K. LI (2008)

“We’ll have two decafs,” I said to the man behind the counter. ❋ Kristen Henderson (2011)

My favorite coffee shop still has the card that I left last year, and so I’m continuing to get stamps for my decafs as if I had never left. ❋ Maryrobinette (2006)

"The decafs in the pot on the counter there, ma'am. ❋ Huff, Tanya (1993)

The independent testing firm reported "Starbucks Coffee Colombia Medium, $11.53 per pound, didn't even place among the top regular coffees and trailed among decafs. ❋ Unknown (2009)

"[What the shit] is up with this [coffee]?" "It's decaf" "There's no coffee in decaf!" ❋ El Diablo2 (2007)

That woman was [so rude] and [demanding], we [decaffed] her. ❋ Stella Lafayette (2004)

The most Decaf thing you can imagine? Well, probably an executive with a ponytail, dressed in white linen, driving his Porsche 944 and listening to Pogo, heading for a meeting with Steve Jobs in a [Zen Garden] on top of a [Mies] Van Der [Rohe] skyscraper. Yikes! ❋ M. Llorente (2009)

1) A: I just pwned some noobs on [Counterstrike]. B: Dude, I'm a noob. That's so [decaf]. 2) A: [I just lost] $100. :( B: [Decaf], bro.* *If B should find A's $100, decaf should still be spoken, although the situation is quite coffee for B. ❋ David Fier (2004)

[Two] [lattes] and I needed to decafate [bad]. ❋ Tsultrim (2013)

David: dude, [why don't you] like that chick? [Kevin]: because she is a fucking [decaf]! ❋ Decafhostess (2014)

He was playing [Juicy J] decaf music in his car during his car [audio] [competition]. ❋ Crashtestsdatabase (2017)

Gawshdarnit, I had to decaf [Bessie] cuz Junior forgot to [castrate] [the bull]. ❋ LudwigVan (2003)

Person: Ew is that a [lumberjack]? Other person: No, it's [just Jen]. She's [decaf]. ❋ Duracell (2006)

Check out the [decaf]. [You're fucked] up. When's her [birthday] haha ❋ Eric Luz (2017)