Derivates

Babrius, it occurs in prose derivates from the Latin by Ademar, 65, and ❋ Joseph Jacobs (1885)

Bank stocks outdistanced the rest of the market after congressional negotiators agreed on a banking overhaul bill that regulates the complex investments known as derivates, but much less strictly than investors feared. ❋ Unknown (2010)

The legislation imposes new rules on the complex investments known as derivates, but the rules aren't as strict as investors feared. ❋ Unknown (2010)

The first part deals with synthetic ETFs the use financial instruments called derivates to get the return of a particular stock index rather than holding the actual shares in the index, the second part covers leveraged ETFs, which give you two or even three times the daily move of a particular index or commodity, and the third part covers securities lending, a common practice where an ETF company will lend out some of the securities in its portfolios to generate extra revenue. money manager explains why he sold shares of Berkshire Hathaway, Warren Buffett's holding company. ❋ Rob Carrick (2011)

Virtually all observers agree that the financial meltdown was triggered by government's failure adequately to regulate the markets that emerged for "products" such as derivates and credit default swaps. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Also supports browser "derivates" based on leading browser engines, with simple configuration instructions ❋ Unknown (2010)

In 1977 a paper entitled "Synthesis of electrically conducting organic polymers: Halogen derivates of polyacetylene" was published in the Journal of the American ❋ Unknown (2010)

The TSE focuses on cash stock transactions while the Osaka bourse operates a derivates trading platform that carries the widely traded Nikkei 225 share index futures contract. ❋ Kana Inagaki (2011)

The Fed did not regulate derivates and CDSs because it did not want to. ❋ Unknown (2010)

No hardware maker will stop selling their desktop hardware, because laptop hardware derivates from their desktop counterparts. ❋ Unknown (2009)

The European Commission, the European Unions antitrust regulator, said today it is investigating top banks in two probes to see whether firms colluded in giving information on credit default swaps, or CDSs, to information provider Markit and made anticompetitive pricing deals with derivates clearinghouse ICE Clear Europe. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Herbert, citing Dean Baker, estimates that a tax on all manners of securities transactions (bonds, commodities, futures, derivates, etc.) would raise in excess of $100 billion. ❋ Ilya (2009)

With a $600 trillion gross derivates market, losses of this magnitude aren't out of the question. ❋ Unknown (2010)

The Admiral vs. the PACman/derivates-swaps trader. ❋ Unknown (2010)

To prevent future crises, the current bill should be fortified to further regulate over-the-counter derivatives: it should close loopholes for foreign-exchange-traded derivates and non-financial end users. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I wouldn't be surprised if modern powder (derivates of what was originally dubbed "smokeless" after all) have next-to-no detectable nitrates in the post-burn residues and that's (probably) what they're testing for. ❋ Unknown (2010)

[Quiz]: Find the [derivatives] of the following. #1: e^(-2coscsc4x)(4pitan/-7secx)^cos6x. Me: *[blank stare]* ❋ Sid Barrett (2008)

A: I just took a [derivative] by cutting a [knife]. B: Well I just took a derivative by taking a picture of a camera. C([Math Major]): What the hell are you two talking about? ❋ Deriffirmitive (2009)

[Donatello] from [Ninja Turtles], "Too derivative" Yo, that [old navy] shirt is too derivative. It's one solid color with a horizontal line of another color. ❋ Bruce (2005)

1. f(x) = 3x^3 - 4x^2 + 2x -6 //function f'(x) = 9x^2 - [8x] + 2 //first derivative f''(x) = 18x - 8 //second derivative f'''(x) = 18 //[third derivative] 2. Teacher: Today, we're going to do derivatives [Math book], as ceiling clouds over and turns red: MAY THE DEMONIC ARMIES OF HELL MARCH ACROSS YOUR MORTAL PLANE, CREATION CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION AND DRINKING THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT AND- Math teacher: Change of plans! We're going to rock out to Zeppelin and have a LAN party on the school's sweet new laptops for the next hour! Students: Hooray! ❋ Mr. T (2004)

I [damn near] had an orgasm once I found the derivative of the [equation]. [Heaven on Earth]! ❋ MackSneale (2022)

1. If "f(x)" = "y" = "x^2 + [5x] + 3" then it's derivative, "f'(x)" or "[dy]/[dx]" is "2x + 5" 2. Fuck my math teacher, if he gives us any more calculus homework I am going to diferentiate my foot up his ass! ❋ His Holyness, Pope John Paul II (2003)

"fuck" is derived from german "[frichen]". shit is derived my anus even though the second one is [grammatically] and semantically correct, you'd be [fucktarded] for saying that. ❋ Hawaiian Dicking (2009)

[ZOMG] YOU ACTUALLY LIKE [INTERPOL]?!?!!1? THEY'RE SOOOOOO DERIVATIVE. I MEAN C'MON, THEY TOOOOOOOOTALLY SOUND EXACTLY LIKE [JOY DIVISION] EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT JOY DIVISION IS AUTOMATICALLY BETTER BECAUSE THEY CAME FIRST. ❋ I Love JD Too So STFU Already (2008)

Don't [drink] and [derive]. ❋ Dragix (2006)

Don't [bore] me with your derivative drivel on the [subject] you know [very little] about ❋ Coldplasma (2017)