Diddler

One fellow who bears an unfortunate resemblance to the kid diddler in the movie "Little Children" is known to us as "The Pedophile". ❋ The Nag (2008)

And being the master diddler that I am, do I really need something else to distract me from what I should be doing? ❋ Shirley Damsgaard (2009)

Thrill to dark adventures of teacher by day, boy-diddler by night! ❋ Ann Althouse (2009)

You stand there listening to a deus-diddler's rabid frothings and, OK, you think they're nuts for being a deus-diddler anyway, but everyone's a bit eccentric, each to their own, so as long as they're not doing any harm, until eventually they're calling for a second Holocaust and you then have the temerity, the audacity, the sheer affrontery, to call them on their unreason. ❋ Hal Duncan (2006)

I'll lay even money he doesn't get the difference between a loose collection of cartoonists united by shared sympathies and maybe the odd pint together, and an orchestrated campaign (like, say, the Christian internet campaign against Jerry Springer: The Opera, or Brian Souter's campaign against the repeal of Section 28, or any of the countless deus-diddler attempts to impose their twisted mind-sets on the rest of us). ❋ Hal Duncan (2006)

Vegie dildo date diddler overdoes it with pool pump butt gut suck. ❋ Blue Tyson (2007)

The FBI should be bringing that little faker back to the US in a cargo hold, like any other kiddy diddler. ❋ Unknown (2006)

The kid diddler/kiddie porn enthusiast turned murdering subhuman was picked up in Thailand and has now confessed to the killing. ❋ Wilberteets (2006)

Implying that the intelligence people were stringing some sources or agents along, he said, “At some point things change and the diddler can turn into the diddlee.” ❋ Bob Woodward (2004)

The guy's life is crashing down around him, he's going to hit the front page as a kiddy-diddler and he's laughing. ❋ Kellerman, Jonathan (1985)

This class may have its utility in the public weal, just as the small-fry jeremy-diddler, the centipede, the vampire, and the bed-bug may have in the animal economy, but there are some folks who cannot exactly see it. ❋ Unknown (1906)

The amount of money about to be spent on this rapist/diddler is sickening. ❋ Unknown (2011)

But, of course, the chances are five or six to one, that the finder will repair to the address given by the diddler, rather than to that pointed out by the rightful proprietor. ❋ Edgar Allan Poe (1829)

The friend produces it from his escritoire, and is in the act of reaching it to the diddler, when up jumps the diddler's dog and devours it forthwith. ❋ Edgar Allan Poe (1829)

No sofa has been sold -- no money received -- except by the diddler, who played shop-keeper for the nonce. ❋ Edgar Allan Poe (1829)

The diddler purchases one or two dozen of these blanks, and every day dips one of them in his soup, makes his dog jump for it, and finally gives it to him as a bonne bouche. ❋ Edgar Allan Poe (1829)

The brandy and water is furnished and imbibed, and the diddler makes his way to the door. ❋ Edgar Allan Poe (1829)

That guy who lost all the weight eating [hogie] [sandwiches] surprised [me when] he was arrested for being a diddler. ❋ Talk2me-JCH2 (2021)

These fuckin' goof-diddlers are giving our city such a bad name. [The diddler] vibes pulsating from them are so strong, I feel [felonious] taking my girlfriend, who is 3 years younger than me, out in public, as I, myself, feel the adamant eyes of fellow citizens around me [indubitably] convicting me of the loathesome act that is goof-diddlitry. ❋ Chance (2005)

[matt cohen] is [such a] diddler ❋ Ya (2004)

"My [21 year old] [buddy] went out wit a [16 year old girl]" "Wow, what a diddler!" ❋ Barawootski (2006)

The Vice President didn't care of Bill was a diddler because all all of his children were in their teens. Bill [dreamt] of [diddling] the preschoolers, [but first] he had to come up with a democratic scheme to get rid of their parents. ❋ Tim Freckman (2003)

That [asian] [person] is [such a] diddler ❋ Asdfjakljsdf (2004)

[Commissioner], we think [the Diddler] might be involved here... and the [Nippler] as well !! ❋ Johnny Chingas (2004)

thecaboose.net (or in larger scale, [ezboard].com) - "[diddlers]" don't really have much control, only the ezops have any real say in banning, etc. But they do like to [change up] the colors, links, images, etc, to spark imagination and conversation. ❋ SecretAgentWoman (2005)

"[Samoa Joe] is such a [dirty] [diddler]!" ❋ Timthemusicman (2018)

"Answer me these [questions] three. Question the first: Will I [diddle] you? [Questions] two and three: refer to question one." -The Diddler ❋ Sexual Waterslide (2009)