After dressing the set in dildos and candles and porn and Viagra, Marvin Gaye's oeuvre really would have been "too cliche." ❋ The Huffington Post News Team (2010)
“Sexual device means any three-dimensional object designed and marketed for stimulation of the male or female genitals, anus, female breast, or for sadomasochistic use or abuse of oneself or others and shall include devices such as dildos, vibrators, penis pumps, and physical representations of the human genital organs.” ❋ Unknown (2008)
They are also used to soften plastics such as dildos, vibrators and ahem, butt plugs. ❋ Unknown (2008)
Also when neither had a date and both had some appetites to be satiated, they played with a few toys in each others apartments such as dildos and various strap on appendages. ❋ Unknown (1991)
He has the prettiest _love-songs_ for maids; so without bawdry, which is strange; with such _delicate burdens_ of "dildos" and "fadings," "jump her and thump her"; ... ❋ Unknown (1900)
They decided missing "dildos" would become a big joke down at the station, and not to bother. ❋ Jim Rankin (2010)
Dildos used for repeated anal penetration, such as thrusting, are usually referred to as simply "dildos" and must have a flared base to be safe for anal play. ❋ Unknown (2009)
James O'Keefe, the conservative crusader whose videos brought down ACORN, attempted to lure a CNN reporter onto a boat filled with lube, dildos, and other products associated with sex, in order to capture her on hidden camera capitulating to his sexual charms (or something like that). ❋ Alex Leo (2010)
In one of the most bizarre and hilarious stories you are likely to read today, CNN's Scott Zamost reports that during the production of a CNN documentary series on young up-and-coming conservative activists, infamous "ACORN pimp" James O'Keefe hatched a strange plot to pull a prank on CNN Investigative Correspondent Abbie Boudreau, involving a staged seduction attempt on a boat, with candles and dildos. ❋ The Huffington Post News Team (2010)
"Among the props listed were a 'condom jar, dildos, posters and paintings of naked women, fuzzy handcuffs' and a blindfold." ❋ Brian Palmer (2011)
Also, feel free to make up your own jokes about public bathrooms, adult diapers, dildos, and wet-suits here. ❋ Unknown (2009)
"Investigating" how a single ACORN employee does her job, "investigating" to see if a senator's phones work, trying to seduce a female CNN journalist with dildos, paintings of naked women and a sex tape machine. ❋ Robert J. Elisberg (2010)
Among other things, I was struck by the fact that the organizers of the botched seduction of Abbie Boudreau seemed to think that James O'Keefee needed Viagra, stamina pills and dildos. ❋ James Love (2010)
Person 1:[The independent] [record store] was [shut down] by some corporate chain.
Person 2: That's dildos, man. ❋ IntestinePoet (2007)
She [likes] [dildos] ❋ BetaPoltergeist (2015)
Women and men, listen.
After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not [suck on it] or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you [rub that] ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, [god forbid], my mouth and ass.
Separate dildos for ass and mouth. ❋ Sukebe (2006)
Person 1 - "Hey Guys, I found a Giant [Gummy Worm] in [mommy's] [drawer]."
Person2 - "Dude... You should totally bring it to school."
Dildo - A plastic tube used for intense pleasure
“When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana ❋ SaoGamingGT (2017)
1) I bought her a dildo and a pair of [slippers], so if she doesnt like the slippers, she can [go fuck] herself.
2) -That plant is so columnar -hey man, we're in the west [indies] -whoa >_> ❋ Matt's Mom (2006)
[I live] in dildo
[no joke], its [a town] ❋ Chach (2003)
[Guy A] : How many dildoes were there?
[Guy B] : I don't know, but I'm sore and [I want to go home]. ❋ Awesumness (2007)
Cartman: Mom, [Kitty's] [being a dildo]!!!
[Carman's] Mom: Then I know a certain little kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight. ❋ Fonzeh (2004)
Is [that girl] dildoing her [hairy pussy]? ❋ Phew (2004)
[Who needs] men [anyways], I have my dildo to keep me [company]. ❋ Justin Mozuch (2005)
