Dixons

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Chain of British electrical retailers that exclusively employs male juvenile retards with bad acne. They all wear cheap shiny suits from Burtons or Top Man (clothing chains that employ the same sort of people). Dixons make their money on selling dodgy extended warranties by trying to scare you that the screen on your shiny new laptop might break. One time they tried to sell me an extended warranty on a £10 kettle. FFS... Urban Dictionary

The shittiest British electrical company in business. They will screw up any order you place and lie to you completely about it. Their website, CS, help and delivery ALL SUCKS. DO NOT BUY FROM THEM. Urban Dictionary

When a person is so intoxicated they can't stand properly or speak without mumbling incoherrantly, usually a result of alcpholor drug-taking. The complete opposite of sobriety. Urban Dictionary

An intelligent being who has potential and can do anything. I mean ANYTHING. Known as the bestest ass-kicker in the world. Urban Dictionary

'Dixon' (n): 1) A person of very low intelligence 2) A person who spends the majority of his day kicking bags of air pointlessly 3) A stupid person with no future 4) A person far below yourself 'Dixonic' (adj): 1) To be of relation to Dixon 2) To do things that Dixon would do 'To Dixon' (verb): 1) To do the unspeakable 2) To kick a bag of air 3) To enjoy pointless activities involving bags of air Urban Dictionary

To do a 'Dixon' is to shit yourself and fall in love with a chick extremely quickly. Additionally, one might also neglect spending time for his friends, instead spending all of his time with his new chick. Urban Dictionary

1- A Person, aka Kyle Dixon, Always referred to as "Dixon" known for wild boozing, stupid stunts and all out all the time zanyness. 2- Adv, To pull a Dixon, to do something incredibly stupid without prior thought of the repercussions Urban Dictionary

After ensuring enough alcoholic lubrication, bring a female companion home and attempt to initiate intercourse. Upon beginning this, immediately fall asleep. Urban Dictionary

A person who hates male cheerleaders and and wants to fight them. The straightest of the straight. Urban Dictionary

The unknown creator of mankind. Believing that God or The Big Bang created the world is propostrous, as this man IS the creator of the world. I am confident about this because I have met him and speak to him on frequent occasions. Just last week when he was ill, the whole world was swept with an evil, dark presence, in the fact that it wasnt properly light until 11am and started to get dark around 2pm. Until he came back, when there was a joyus amount of sunshine to have. Not only did this man and his ancestors create our world we know and love, but also are in many of your household products, plants, cars and food with the legendary Dixon201 car and the packet of Dixons that broke through the potato snack barrier in 2003. Because they created the world the Dixon has its own breed of animal with the Dixons that live 120 years and grow up to 1ft tall: a rare household pet. Also including the worker dixons (110 years old, 2-3ft), the battle dixons (90-110 years, 12-15ft) and the Dixon-platapus (5 years, 6"). Urban Dictionary

Words that are spelled similarly to dixons:
dixons, dixon, nixons, disons.

Words that rhyme with dixons:
nixons, six sons.

Adjectives that are often used to describe dixons:
young, several, terrible.

Words that sound like dixons:
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