Dog Turd

I blame the movie 'Can't Stop The Music' where Steve Guttenburg & the Village People got fame & a huge record deal by being really, really keen but dog-turd stupid. ❋ Editorial Anonymous (2010)

July 11th, 2006 at 8: 44 pm james risser says: the thing is katy, that he is the dog-turd floating in the swimming pool. people look at it, wonder why it is there, try to get it out without having to smell it … people look at turds in swimming pools; we just have to convince them to not play with it so much …. ❋ Unknown (2006)

By which logic I am apparently a mound of steaming dog-turd which is unfortunately made only marginally more tolerable with the consumption of a fairly large quantity of alcohol. ❋ Unknown (2007)

~ Uncertainty is about as much fun as a dog-turd danish. ❋ Unknown (2006)

Unfortunately this coincided with when the street cleaners were using high pressure hoses on the rank pavements, creating a kind of dog-turd aerosol that could really spoil your day if you got caught in the crossfire. ❋ Unknown (2005)

There would be no dog-turd lacrosse for the weekend, but it would be a challenge to prevent Medea from eating her stitches, and there was always the reliable stove-timer game and the more reliable genius of E.B. White. ❋ Irving, John, 1942- (2001)

Anyone running any local website of any kind knows the trouble of not only cleaning off the scorch-marks from the site but trying to keep the vicious little buggers from setting all sorts of flaming bags of dog-turd alight in the first place. ❋ Unknown (2010)

They're planning on taking fur or saliva samples from all 420 mutts registered in the town & employing someone to walk the streets taking dog-turd samples for later DNA matching. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Brown displays the leadership qualities of a second hand dog-turd. ❋ Unknown (2009)

My childhood memories are not sepia-tinted: dog-turd strewn back alleys, tough and ragged kids, old ladies in one-bar fire destitution, my medieval dentist. ❋ Unknown (2009)

And Medea’s determination, her powerful lunges against the leash, gave the boy precisely what was needed in the process of mastering any sport — especially “dog-turd lacrosse,” as both father and son called it. ❋ Irving, John, 1942- (2001)