Doun

-- I only put my name doun to oblige him, I tell ye! ❋ John Mackay Wilson (1819)

But if I did so, and came presently to doun, which is the classical Scots spelling of the English down, I should begin to feel uneasy; and if I went on a little farther, and came to a classical Scots word, like stour or dour or clour, I should know precisely where I was — that is to say, that I was out of sight of land on those high seas of spelling reform in which so many strong swimmers have toiled vainly. ❋ Unknown (1913)

RUCerious Brought to you by MalWart your source for cheap plastic crap says: pasty5 ~ iz vowting doun all dem potzes hertig yer widow figger? ❋ Unknown (2010)

Setting: Sumwehre in The Cotswolds, mebbe the pritty villij wehr they fillummed Hairy Porter an Cranchesterford that Ai canute put heer cos the moddy raytors fink it has a rood werd in it; lyk a mayl hen wot is hassing a lie-doun! ❋ Unknown (2010)

If a dear is doun our dogs will find it nearly 100% of the time. there should be a law against not using dogs to recover deer. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Did tehy bofe need a ly-doun on teh swoonin cowch? ❋ Unknown (2010)

June 5, 2010 at 7:05 pm lessee….icy creem gohs en teh mouf an slydes doun tu teh tummee…prettee shur ai is du yin et rite. ❋ Unknown (2010)

June 13, 2010 at 11:07 am dont goh! ai hurd der wuz alleygaturs doun der. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Teh lunshtiem nooz heer sed it haz kwyuttid doun a bit – fingurz crost it mai sune stop. ❋ Unknown (2010)

May 24, 2010 at 8:32 pm ai uset tu awlways has teh hand mee doun compewtur. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Puddy sez dat teh 0s an 1s get stukk in teh innerchoobs an dat maeks it slo doun. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Ennifing Ai sai mite be taeken doun an yoozed az ebidens…. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Sum peepl aer liek slinkeez – nawt much yoose, but gib u a smylol wen u push dem doun starez! ❋ Unknown (2010)

Mai mumcat rizortid 2 sarkasum an Ai groed up awlwaiz bein put doun bai sarkastik rimarks. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Ai duz a dans fur u haz 2 be a sittin-doun dans tho an weel in teh drinks trollee wiv sordid drinks and nibblolz 2 sillybrayt ur nawt sekund nawt sekund! ❋ Unknown (2010)

Congrats, PB – Ai see ur aksident haz nawt sloed u doun atawl! ❋ Unknown (2010)

Thx kafleen, Ai wuz feline a bit doun, but thx 2 awl teh hugs ai haz had an a bizit frumPuddy_tat Ai aer awl beddur naow! ❋ Unknown (2010)

April 29, 2010 at 12:12 pm ohnoez….gammacat iz doun… ❋ Unknown (2010)

April 29, 2010 at 7:21 pm ohnoez….nightshayde iz doun… ❋ Unknown (2010)

[Echt] [een] dounie- What a Kankerdoun [mongool]. Its a compliment to say this in the Netherlands ❋ Dutchtranslator For Kind Words (2020)

doesn't douns [pro]??!? ❋ BIll Watterson (2004)