Dried Up

He says the dried-up girl locked in the glass case is a mummy. ❋ Jane Hammons (2011)

Now if she turned into some dried-up old hag over this, well, that would be very painful to watch. ❋ Unknown (2012)

Even the tiniest of curious children, were there any present to play here, would not be able to squeeze itself through the doorway on the other side of the little dried-up moat, knees resting on drawbridge, as I could imagine myself as an eight-year-old very much wanting to do. ❋ Josef K. Strosche (2011)

Really, it was not even so much a road, but a dried-up braid of riverbed the locals had repurposed in order to drive their pick-ups ever closer to the real river that rushed through the forest just five miles away. ❋ Cortney McLellan (2011)

So what if cross country practice takes place in a dried-up river bed not far from the Nile? ❋ Unknown (2011)

Tall and skinny, he glanced along the beach and at last spotted Nia on her hands and knees, mouth ajar like a dried-up oyster. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Gods, Gachupines and Gringos no more resembles the typical "history of Mexico" book than a rushing river resembles a dried-up arroyo. ❋ Unknown (2009)

The local residents dig water wells in the dried-up river beds. ❋ Louis Belanger (2011)

Regardless of how you think things will turn out, you have to admit, it's nice to have someone in there that doesn't look like the same stodgy, uptight, ancient, dried-up old codgers that tend to inhabit the Presidency. ❋ Whitehouseblog (2009)

In the night, in those early months, as she tried to move towards him to embrace him fully, to offer herself to his dried-up spirit, she found that he was happier obsessively fondling certain parts of her body in the dark as though he were trying to find something he had mislaid. ❋ Colm Tóibín (2011)

I felt like a dried-up sponge, and in the evenings I read the Bible for hours. ❋ Ben Hobrink (2011)

Left, women gathered around a well to draw drinking water on the banks of the dried-up Vakaria lake near the western Indian city of Ahmedabad, May 14, 2011. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Then one day she got angry, and as I played with it on the page, I started to hear the voice of a great childhood girlfrienda cheerleader, a fearless, robust, farm girl who could cook a meal for a dozen farmhands when she was ten years old, a girl who, with the flick of a wrist, once sailed a dried-up cow-pie at me like a lethal weapon. ❋ Unknown (2010)

But it was a particularly hot day, period cramps were chewing at her lower belly, and she had looked at Sister Ibinabo – her dried-up face that hoarded years of personal frustrations and made it difficult to tell her age, looking at young girls with a poisonous spite that she pretended was religious guidance – and suddenly saw something of her own mother. ❋ Unknown (2011)

[jeez] [Jeff] [your mom is] dried up! ❋ Lanigan (2008)

"My [dicks all] [shaffed] from Gardenry Margrets [dried up lake]" ❋ Gardenry Margret (2011)

[Demitry] sounded like a dried up penis when he last spoke on [vent] about how much he loved dajinn and [stephani]. ❋ Wray (2006)

"Are you ever [gonna] [try] [indoor skydiving]?" "When the ocean dries up, man!" ❋ ProfessorMOfficial (2022)

"Dude, [shut up]. I'm trying to listen to my music." "I'll [stop talking] [when the ocean dries up]!" ❋ ProfessorMOfficial (2022)

[chris], [ur] a [dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick] ❋ Orangechicken (2004)

Steve [Na] is [the scum] of a [dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick]!!! ❋ DJ (2005)

“[Maddie], [you’re] a [used] dried up fishstick” ❋ Sophalicious (2022)