Earf

The first Earth, more aptly dubbed earf, was just another planet that happened to be home to the 13th colony. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Knuckle draggin idiots … the earf was begun 6000 yrs ago crowd need rehabilitation … ❋ Unknown (2010)

April 23, 2010 at 7:40 pm iffen crooelltee tu aminlols issa cryme den hao on earf can sellin videeohs uv crooelltee nawt bee ay cryme? ❋ Unknown (2010)

June 29, 2009 at 9:30 am heaven awn earf idiocy in a think tank jello wiffout a mold ❋ Unknown (2009)

A managery lion running around teh middlol ub teh earf… ❋ Unknown (2009)

Shez geddin many many beemz frum awl kinz uv peoplz awl ober teh earf. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Gurl, I wud nawt play pool wif him ifn him wuz teh last man awn earf! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Iz noe problum to keeps, she nawt used to earf grabbity yet n is a bit bawncy an keepz waxin an waynin. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Wun ov teh bestest kitteh luvers dat eber walked on dis earf. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Erik teh Cute has sayled to teh far corner of teh earf. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Kittehs arua tesh10 Shmall Hadron Collider b4 teh hoomans tesht teh Large 1 inna Meyrin, Swishzerlund adn doom de earf 4 eva + ❋ Unknown (2008)

October 15, 2008 at 5:26 am from deh mad cow back on earf ❋ Unknown (2008)

May 23, 2008 at 1:50 am kleen earf…nu garbag…git up…2 fatz… ❋ Unknown (2007)

"Yo 'was sayin' dat w'en disher new planet broke off de earf, she slopped over de whole Arctic Ocean." ❋ Roy Rockwood (N/A)

Mammy fervently exclaimed, lifting on high her hands, "and let all de earf gib t'anks unto His holy name fo 'ebber an' ebber." ❋ Unknown (1910)

Nen vay quick shover back ole dissa earf, fix flaw, an 'blow out light. ❋ Joseph Lewis French (1897)

Flaw rip up; nen go getta shover an 'dig long ho' in earf, unnerneaf dissa bed. ❋ Joseph Lewis French (1897)

"Who dat walkin '' roun 'so easy, down on earf ermong de dead?" ❋ Paul Laurence Dunbar (1889)

Why, hit seemed lak de Redeemah mus '' a 'been on earf indeed. ❋ Paul Laurence Dunbar (1889)