Egg Beater

We moved him out of the crib too soon causing “boomerang bedtimes” and ended up sleeping with an egg-beater (because, truly, how else can you descirbe sleeping with a toddler?). ❋ Unknown (2009)

The air around the cranks is very “dirty” from the egg-beater of pedaling legs. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Mrs. Paul's cheery soprano, lifted in a hymn, doated through the trees, accompanied by the whirr of an egg-beater. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Be it an ancient egg-beater to a strand of Christmas lights, Wall-E proves himself to be move of a collector/scavenger than anything. ❋ Unknown (2009)

In 1931 a Frenchman, Georges Darrieus, patented a wind turbine that operates on an entirely different principle with two thin, curved blades fixed to a central axis, in a design often compared to an egg-beater. ❋ Unknown (2006)

Now slowly keep adding the besan a little at a time, constantly stirring or beating the mixture use an egg-beater so no lumps are formed. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Now, any kind of improvised performance makes me slightly uneasy due to bone chilling memories of highschool Theatre Sports contests when I would invariably remember mid sketch that I would rather be hacked to death with an egg-beater than appear in front of an audience without a prepared script. ❋ Unknown (2007)

The re-entrance of the egg-beater put a stop to it. ❋ Unknown (2004)

As soon as it seems nearly cold, beat to a froth with the egg-beater. ❋ Caroline French Benton (N/A)

Beat the whites till they are stiff, and then wash and wipe dry the egg-beater, and beat the yolks till they foam, and then put in half a teaspoonful of salt. ❋ Caroline French Benton (N/A)

[Footnote: Beaujolais: a red wine made in southeastern France.] an empty bottle to carry milk, an egg-beater, and a considerable quantity of black bread and white for myself and donkey. ❋ Emilie Kip Baker (N/A)

Kat, with a lazy laugh; and she sat in the window and fanned, with the duster in one hand and the egg-beater in the other. ❋ Fannie Belle Irving (N/A)

Whip up mashed potatoes with an egg-beater, add a few tablespoonfuls of cream, the yolks of two eggs, a tablespoonful of butter, pepper and salt. ❋ Anonymous (N/A)

Beat the cream with the egg-beater till perfectly stiff, put in the sugar and vanilla, and mix with the milk, and set on ice in a mould. ❋ Caroline French Benton (N/A)

Then, after it is in the tureen, you must put in the egg-beater and whip well, to make it light. ❋ Caroline French Benton (N/A)

When Margaret had looked at everything, she set out in a row the big bowl and the middle-sized bowl and the little wee bowl, and put the scalloped patty-pans around them, and the real egg-beater in front of all, just like a picture, and then she read a page in her cook-book, and began to believe it was all true. ❋ Caroline French Benton (N/A)

Dover egg-beater, or in a little tin cream-churn, and when the egg is cold, mix the two lightly and put in the vanilla. ❋ Caroline French Benton (N/A)

Then take it off, and beat with the egg-beater till cold. ❋ Caroline French Benton (N/A)

I had [drunk sex] last night with [Alexis] and she wanted it rough, and now my egg beaters are [sore] this morning. ❋ Wally L Richardson (2010)

"look at that [fukin] [egg beater]" "[fuck you] egg beater" ❋ Aussiemash (2010)

When [Cletus] saw [the film] crew from "[Cops]" he put on his favorite egg beater so as to look good on TV. ❋ Rick Santorum (2006)

This morning I was horny and the wife was hungry, so we did [the Egg Beater]. You know, [kill 2] birds with one [stone]... ❋ The Caulk Goblin (2011)

Man, I just slept with Kate from [Kate Plus 8]. I [busted out] [the egg beater] on her. ❋ Mister Creepy (2011)

George really wanted to fill [the void] in [Wendy's] stomach. So he made and egg beater to fill her [belly button] ❋ Riseofshipley (2016)

"Carl bean dipped me [4 times] when I my shirt was off!" -Silky Johnson "Dude that's an egg [beater], I'm so sorry" -Phyuk [Yu] ❋ Phyuk Yu (2010)

[I'm nervous] about facing the [exclusion] board. What if one of them bends me over and [fucks me] with an egg beater? ❋ Jeremy Kindler (2006)

I am [ovulating] and want to give you [an egg] [beater]! ❋ The Popesicle (2008)

After I [splooged] on Jane,I gave her [an egg] [beater]. ❋ Jizzcock (2003)