Eton College

What do we mean by eton college?

Here you will find one or more explanations in English for the word eton-college. Define eton-college, eton-college synonyms, eton-college pronunciation, eton-college translation, English dictionary definition of eton-college.

Posh boys school in England with an annual fee of over the average income. Sports played are rowing, rugby and cricket. Pupils consist mainly of upper middle class white Oxbridge-bound Hooray Henrys, many of whom are the offspring of aristocrats and investment bankers. Alumni includes 19 British prime ministers, the Duke of Wellington and Princes William and Harry. Situated in the quaint Berkshire town of Eton, which features a Coutts Bank and a Jack Wills store in the High Street. Urban Dictionary

Colloquially known as Slough Grammer. Along with Winchester and Harrow it is slowly being overrun by the Asians but the main epidemic the the homosexuals. Urban Dictionary

It is a term used for righteous, self absorbed cunts. Their only personality trait is getting all A* in their GCSE’s. They are very snobby wankers, who look down upon people, despite they themselves being laughing stocks. Urban Dictionary

An advanced sex position invented by the boys of Eton College to compensate for the paucity of females, or complete lack of altogether. Not recommended for those without a background in yoga or gymnastics. The position: two men assume the crab position, foot to foot, with their heads facing in opposite directions. A third participant (of any gender) straddles one of the men, facing away from them, in a stood reverse cowgirl position. Bent over at the waist, this third participant can then access the other male's genitalia, which it is recommended they then service orally. Two chairs or stools can be used for back support, if necessary. It is rumoured that the rush of blood to the head caused by the crab position prolonged sexual activity and can induce euphoria. Urban Dictionary

Ritual abuse involving a jet of water (e.g. from a garden hose) and wire brushes. Urban Dictionary

Words that sound like eton college:
atonally, ethically, stone-cold, stone cold, stickily, stonily, stockily, stockage, cycling, psychically.