Faecal

Word FAECAL
Character 6
Hyphenation fæ cal
Pronunciations N/A

Definitions and meanings of "Faecal"

What do we mean by faecal?

Of or relating to feces.

It means of, pertaining to or consisting of faeces; shitty, crappy, excremental. Urban Dictionary

If you wind up in the emergency room because, say, you were trying to launch bottle rockets out of your anus, you can expect to hear this term thrown around. Latin, or pseudo-latin, is often used to convey unflattering terms and make it sound grandiloquent to the uninformed (or faecal-encephalopathic) ear. Variations include Cranio-Rectal Syndrome and Cranial Rectosis, presumably for when the patient has shit for brains Urban Dictionary

The opposite of the 'midas touch'. Rather than everything one touches turning to gold, to have the 'faecal touch' means everything one touches turns to shit. This can be applied to people who are generally incompetent or just going through a stretch of bad luck. Urban Dictionary

One who lures an unsuspecting individual into a poo situation, aka a shituation. Urban Dictionary

The act of sitting in a position whereby the anus is located above the head, possibly in a bath. Whilst suffering from acute explosive diahrroea, the culprit sprays their own body and face with liquid faeces. Most often seen on the shock website www.tubgirl.com Urban Dictionary

Having your significant other snap off a shit into a condom, freezing it, then using it as a dildo. Urban Dictionary

Feeling like, and possibly smelling like, and lying in the position of a turd Urban Dictionary

That warm, pleasant feeling in the lower bowels and anus after taking a massive shit. Urban Dictionary

The little bits of shit that stubbornly stick to the toilet bowl Urban Dictionary

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The word "faecal" in example sentences

Despite accepting that the term faecal matter could be offensive to some viewers, Ofcom said that its usage fitted in the context of Gardiner's role as the programme's "acerbic ❋ Unknown (2010)

An effective test for bowel cancer, called the faecal occult blood test, picks up hidden blood in a stool sample, but is only able to detect early stage disease in one in 10 cases, the researchers said. ❋ Unknown (2011)

They are sent do-it-yourself kits to test for tiny amounts of blood in their stool, called faecal occult blood FOB tests. ❋ Unknown (2011)

The current screening method for bowel cancer, called the faecal occult blood test, looks for traces of blood in stools and helps to detect cancer at an early stage. ❋ Unknown (2010)

The current screening method for bowel cancer, called the faecal occult blood test, looks for traces of blood in stools and helps to detect the cancer at an early stage. ❋ Unknown (2010)

“[Malcolm], I’ve seen toilet bowls full of [rotting] [faecal] matter with more charisma than you!” ❋ AKACroatalin (2015)

[that guy] has some [serious] Faecal Encephalopathy ❋ Doc. Vmill (2010)

'How's work going at the moment mate?' 'Just awfully dude, I definitely have the [faecal touch]. [It doesn't matter] what I seem to do or how hard [I try], everything I am involved with completely fucks up and turns to shit. ❋ AceDegen (2010)

Posing as a musician, the faecal predator [lured] the unsuspecting [barman] into the toilets where a [poo situation] occurred. ❋ The Poo Victim (2013)

I was bored, and a little [tetchy]; I guess it was my [irritable bowel syndrome] - either way, I went for a [fecal japan]. ❋ Malcy Bee (2005)

"Where did [Shannan] dissapear to?" " Down the [servo] with Ricky to buy condoms for a [faecal fuck], That bitch loves the shit out of him aye" "literally" ❋ ShannanD (2023)

I [hauled] a whole bottle of [white lightening] and spent the next day in the faecal position on [the lounge] floor ❋ Elizabeth (2005)

An example of life’s many pleasures was an [early morning] [faecal afterglow] episode I enjoyed today. It lasted a very [agreeable] half an hour. ❋ Boudin Aka Blood Sausage (2021)

I got the blame for the [faecal freckles] again but [Lily] did [it not] me! ❋ Donny Diamond (2018)

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