Fapping

* deep in space, a repetitive "fapping" sound is heard* ❋ Unknown (2008)

Did you have a party for your 14,000th post on the MexicanMenace that involved fapping to photos of Lou Dobbs? ❋ Unknown (2009)

Now go away and enjoy your afternoon fapping at your Bloomberg terminal. howard Says: ❋ Unknown (2009)

Fuzzy was told by the doc to take it easy on the “fapping” because of his arthritis. ❋ Unknown (2010)

“Achievement Unlocked: Resisted fapping for a whole week.” ❋ Unknown (2009)

Simone Simmons, musst I continue fapping while I cry? ❋ Unknown (2009)

Otherwise you're just fapping on whatever geek power you think you have, and not doing any quality control on what gets send to whomever is asking for your help. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Yeah, that's the sound of thousands of furries fapping. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Eleanor Clift says she wants to align herself with all of that except for the whole Chinese firing squad stuff he was fapping himself to. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Freedom of speech 100M Koreans crying about fapping to Hentai and eating cats. ❋ Unknown (2010)

At the end of the day, every American has to look his or herself in the mirror and make a decision: You're either for science education and violently fapping yourself raw to Eastern-European tranny porn or you're against being anti-American. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Eibmoz says: and by date, Jack means fapping wildly to pictures of her ❋ Unknown (2007)

HollyWood deserves an honorary AVN award for all the fapping I did to her back in the day. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Maybe I should take a break from all this fapping. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Money-shots are supposed to come after all the fapping has taken place. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Why does that Timberlake ring tone sound like a wet fapping noise? ❋ Unknown (2008)

Kind of like the judge who was caught fapping in the courtroom during a case. ❋ Ann Althouse (2008)

Re: Porn for the Blind | Death Pictures and Death Video eof equal opportunity fapping. ❋ PinkPanties (2010)

I never paid for porn, fapping to it is merely a result of the scene and should count as fair use., ❋ Unknown (2010)

[Alright], no fapping in the [bathrooms] [please]! ❋ MrFazbear04 (2018)

after [scoring] that [goal], i decided to start fapping on [the field] with my teammates ❋ Fapper B (2010)

[Zac] was having a fapping [good time] before he [went] UGGHHH ❋ Bsn23o (2009)

There's [nothing to do]....and [I'm all] [alone]......fapping time!!! ❋ Boredlonelyman (2009)

❋ Diablos (2002)

1: That [Chipotle] was delicious, but I am so full. I'm really [fixin'] for a quick [fap]. 2: I love fapping after lunch. ❋ Gigologangsta7 (2009)

damn, [im gonna] have [a fap] session [rite now] with this porn ❋ SAN JOSE STATE (2003)

(no parents in your house): You: *fap fap fap* (with parents in your house): You: *fap fap fap* Your mother: (opens door) Son [i need that]... You: *fap* HOLY SHHI- (falls down the bed, grabs everything and does a [tornado flip]) Your mother: ([closes] the door) You: FFFFUUUUUU... ❋ Chullage (2009)

I was walking past my [brothers] room and heard [porn] [moans] and fap fap. ❋ Yayaluvshearts (2008)

[Hey mate], I think my parents [heard] me having [a fap]... ❋ A Random Guy Who Likes Writing (2016)