Farters

Several new alien races and specific alien characters were introduced to the TV Universe during the Tennant years, and thankfully none of them were known to be farters. ❋ Toby O'B (2010)

To piggy-back on a post of yours last week on Richard Ford, there's a joke here about farters in basements in Terre Haute. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Covert farters gliding around the store, assing the merchandise. ❋ Wilberteets (2009)

Beetlejuice, Gary and Wendy the Retard, the farters, Miss Howard Stern, KC, Richard Christie and Sal the Stockbroker have all been introduced in the last five years and have provided song parodies and classic Stern moments that had nothing to do with strippers or bits of the past. ❋ Unknown (2005)

Børre and I are going to come buy more farters tonight. ❋ Jo Nesbø (2007)

Fox just wants all the dust-farters to hang on, and not have that anyerism before another election, so FOX “protects” thier well-being with fantasy. ❋ Unknown (2006)

Ministers have told councils, health boards and social work departments that they should compile a "farters' map" of Scotland, focusing on those who regularly receive visits from officials and carers. ❋ Unknown (2005)

The farters would then be sent letters asking them not to fart for one hour before a council worker or health worker called round. ❋ Unknown (2005)

Public bodies have also been advised to use the farters' map to ensure that any workers who suffer from breathing problems are kept away from the homes of farters. ❋ Unknown (2005)

They wouldn't even have to plumb it in, better not to, in fact, so that the farters wouldn't use it ... ' ❋ Elton, Ben (2002)

Was it possible that the Haluk had formed a secret alliance with the frolicksome albino farters? ❋ May, Julian (2001)

"We have a nice clean barracks and decent tuck it's fine, if you can stand living on top of nine other fellows, some of them right farters and one who cries in his sleep." ❋ Davis, Lindsey (2001)

There are snorers, sleep-talkers, and sleep-farters, but somehow I sleep like a baby every night. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Officer Crabtree from TV's Allo Allo, who was heard to say, "I jumped out of a British bumber, which was being chased by some German farters". ❋ Schneier (2010)

Today is day of contest and whoever make teh loudest fanny cough win burrito for a year. on behalfs of me and everyone who work at el pringles, welcome and let teh farters begin! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Pe-eww! [That chick] is a farter [fo' sho']. ❋ Rastamuffin (2010)

“[Yooo] did you see those [farters] on [Wednesday]?” “What’s a farter?” “Someone who farts a lot! They’re called farters.” ❋ FARTINGLOUD (2022)

"Right, [farters] out, and [get some] [gonk]" ❋ Champers (2005)

[look at] the [FARTER] on that!!! ❋ Cammy And Sparks (2005)

John is such a [farter]. His room smells [farty] [for days] ❋ Farty (2004)

that [clatty] [cunt] takes [it up] the farter! ❋ Technoslut (2005)

[Todd] is [such a] farter! He [never] holds them in ❋ Joe (2004)

[Ohh] look at her, [shes] a [farter]. ❋ Aite (2007)

[Lindsay Lohan] is a farter (TV-Wise) [Hilary Duff] Is a farter (CD-Wise) ❋ Erin Wakey Balowey (2004)

We've been here [two hours],[stop] being a farter and [let's go]! ❋ Alchemex (2008)