Fellate

Bozo The Neoclown says: nit-wit mitt would fellate satan if he thought it would get him into the oval office. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Pausing to fellate a fellow cottager, he then added, "I'm sure you'll agree that this is sterling work by the Prime Minister and should be recognised as such". ❋ Dungeekin (2009)

Typist, I believe you omitted your insatiable desire to fellate Obama, but other than that, well-played. abb1 says: ❋ Unknown (2010)

And, has been mentioned, the U.S. does not fellate “most of the Arab world” as our greatest ally and all the rest of that claptrap. ❋ Unknown (2010)

The spokesman said, we can confirm that a fat, obnoxious radio presenter was arrested in the early hours of this morning, after attempting to fellate a plain-clothes detective. ❋ Dungeekin (2009)

Just a few months ago we were all lining up to fellate Macmillan for standing up to neighbourhood bully Amazon and now comes the revelation that company reps in a part of the world that basically runs on bribes made bribes in a bid for a textbook contract. ❋ Unknown (2010)

He fantasizes about his impossibly hot surfer roommate Thor Chris Zylka, the kind of guy who uses the internet to find out how to fellate himself -- and then seems unembarrassed to be caught in mid-attempt. ❋ Marshall Fine (2011)

Jeffy, do you use mouthwash after you fellate another troll, or do you like to preserve the aftertaste as long as possible? ❋ Unknown (2010)

We live in a world where it's OK to fellate a man in a movie, but it's not accepted for a woman to receive cunnilingus. ❋ College Candy (2011)

Additionally, how awesome is it that in order to prove you care about national security, you have to fellate the military, the CIA, and whenever a similar topic arises, gravely announce in a serious voice that you are very, very, serious about national security. ❋ Unknown (2009)

It's becoming unbearably frustrating, the way the lot of you fellate each other with asininity while legitimate novelty and talent goes completely unrecognized. ❋ Bobby Analog (2011)

Pea Dee, do you use mouthwash after you fellate “fred”, or do you like to preserve the aftertaste as long as possible? ❋ Unknown (2010)

Bozo The Neoclown says: ten bucks says pattycakes would fellate saint ronnie if we were to exhume to corpse. ❋ Unknown (2010)

From what I can gather, Blair did pretty much everything but fellate Bush. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Even a god such as Atum, the awesomely powerful "lord of totality", whose favourite party trick was to fellate himself, comes across as being just a little bit dull. ❋ Tom Holland (2010)

And by "some," Ford means, "the ones that matter most to the Wall Street people I fellate on a daily basis." ❋ Unknown (2010)

"[Fellate me] now, or [lose me] [forever]!" ❋ Richard O'Neill (2009)

After I saw [the look] in her Eyes I [knew] she would [fellate me]. ❋ El Chodo Con Queso (2003)

[Orrin Hatch] [fellated] Donald Trump when he [claimed] Trump might be the best president of all time. ❋ BiffG (2018)

I wouldn't date [Sarah], but I wouldn't [mind] having [fellations] with her. ❋ Bjh60 (2008)

“Last week [Fat Peter] and Jean-Coq had a touch too much [Manischewitz] and began [fellating] one another. They have been BFFs every since.” ❋ HarryPro (2019)

- Dude, I was giving this guy the most [bomb ass] [dome] last night! - [Tell me why] you are the biggest damn fellator? ❋ Easy DZ (2005)

>> Where the hell were [you all] night?? > Getting fellated by that [sloppy bitch] over there" >> [oh, well] done. ❋ Frankie Drama (2008)

"[I wonder] what they gave to the reviewer to make him [give] such a fellatic [review]." ❋ Genge (2005)

Susan:So whats our [fellationship]? Steve: Well you gave Jim dome, and he got dome from my girlfriend, you tell me. Susan: Ohh so we are fellated. I'm your step sister of sorts because I blew Jim who was blown by Lucy, meaning I've blown you by means of a substitute Steve: We can change that right now... (unzips knickers to receive [sloppy dome] session followed by gratuitous money shot on [Susans] face) ❋ Boners Mcgee (2008)

Man, [that girl] was a pro-fellater. [I think] I lasted 3 [seconds]. ❋ Shake That Bear (2011)