Fert

That 2013 computer might be able to figure out pi to the billionth digit in 2 nanoseconds, but it doesn’t know what love is, hunger, or the that you aren’t supposed to fert in church, or that said fert is “stinky.” ❋ Unknown (2009)

Frederick D. Milroy headed his effort "THE FERT" in large capitals, and began, "The fert is a noble animal --" He got no further, the extreme nobility of the ferret having apparently blinded him to its other characteristics. ❋ Various (N/A)

| Reply fert: Really … glad to have people here to point out such things. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Take those piggies to market and sue there arses for being goofs … The real giveaway will be when they introduce there new hit single “fert!” gaudemaus ❋ Unknown (2008)

Also, if you press the button could it say “fert” in place of a cough? ❋ Unknown (2008)

I like how the pipe is saying “fert” as the stinky stuff comes out. ❋ Unknown (2008)

The Feeler is certainly different from fert jokes and Mario humor, so very known and loved by us from ExtraLife. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Det er et yndigt land, det står med brede * fert** fert* ❋ Unknown (2008)

The fert one … was … um … indescribable … but not cool (and still disturbing). ❋ Unknown (2008)

In my head I saw that as a video, each panel appearing for brief second accompanied by a different screaming noise on each (and maybe a random fart/fert for good measure thrown in there) ending with the simple “DING!” ❋ Unknown (2008)

It sounded more like he was * ehm* trying to deliver a #1 * fert* … ❋ Unknown (2008)

The server will be called frogpants and the password is fert. 10: 30pm Eastern Time. ❋ Unknown (2008)

| Reply anyone notice there was not a single ‘fert’ or poop related word in there ….? ❋ Unknown (2007)

You should explain “fert” in the FAQ – people keep asking me about it on the Ning ❋ Unknown (2007)

| Reply yep … suprized me that we did not have a single fert in there. gildron ❋ Unknown (2007)

I think I heard a “fert” in there just before the mushroom cloud. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Any comic where fert makes an appearance is a good comic. ❋ Unknown (2007)

I guess it IS Ted “Tubes” Stevens, but is this “fert” worthy? ❋ Unknown (2007)

Quemadmodum in Litteris die X superioris mensis Martii Episcopis catholicis destinatis planum fecimus, excommunicationis remissio deliberatio fuit ad ecclesiasticam disciplinam pertinens, qua conscientiae pondere levarentur, quod gravissima ecclesiastica censura secum fert. ❋ Unknown (2009)