Firked

She then ordered her attendants to make us drink; and, to tell you the truth of the matter as near as possible, we are not, heaven be praised! of the nature of a drove of calf-lollies, who (as your sparrows can't feed unless you bob them on the tail) must be rib-roasted with tough crabtree and firked into a stomach, or at least into an humour to eat or drink. ❋ Fran��ois Rabelais (1518)

However, an't please you, I will come after your worship at some distance, lest for taking this run my side should chance to be firked and curried with a vengeance, as it is but too often, the more is my sorrow. ❋ Fran��ois Rabelais (1518)

Private Charity, and a King's Letter in aid from the pulpit now and then, were enough; and, for my part, I would sooner see a poor rogue soundly firked at the post, and then comforted with a bellyful of bread and cheese and beer by the constable, and so passed on to his belongings, than that he should be clapped up in a workhouse, to pick oakum and suck his paws like a bear, while Master Overseer gets tun-stomached over shoulder of veal and burnt brandy at vestry-dinners. ❋ George Augustus Sala (1861)

She then ordered her attendants to make us drink; and, to tell you the truth of the matter as near as possible, we are not, heaven be praised! of the nature of a drove of calf-lollies, who (as your sparrows can’t feed unless you bob them on the tail) must be rib-roasted with tough crabtree and firked into a stomach, or at least into an humour to eat or drink. ❋ Unknown (2002)

However, an’t please you, I will come after your worship at some distance, lest for taking this run my side should chance to be firked and curried with a vengeance, as it is but too often, the more is my sorrow. ❋ Unknown (2002)

dude! [let's go] over to [Nick's] [house] and get firked! ❋ Ms. McBalls (2006)

[Oh my word] check out [the trail] of firk coming off that guy, it's almost like it is [snowing]! ❋ DrPegPacAss (2011)

"The dog is having a good [firk] in front of the [fireplace]." "[I needed that] firk." ❋ Derbyshire Linguist (2022)

"[You know what] kind of [boyfriend] [you need], a FIRK!!!" ❋ Jennifer L (2008)

The [school] [firked] him for doing [drugs]. ❋ Jevans (2005)

They really [began] to [get on] my nerves so I told them to [firk] off ❋ Chief Thundercloud (2022)

[That kid's] a firk, [you're a] firk. ❋ D.E.R. (2007)

Some of my [customers] [firk] me so much. [My computer] is just firking with me now. ❋ Dalibby (2023)

“[Hey man] did you hear me [firk] [right now]??” ❋ Buttfaceloser23 (2022)

[what the] firk is that? ❋ Bernie Satina Schotz (2017)