Fitba

Since oor Jock became a member o 'that awfu' fitba 'club. ❋ Unknown (1999)

The elaborate choreography of his predators and victims as they circle each other through the bars, offices and 'fitba' terraces of Edinburgh seems powered by inexhaustibly rich reserves of desire, rage, guilt and scabrous humour. ❋ Unknown (2009)

A Scottish joke about how optimistic about 'fitba' we are.) ❋ Unknown (2006)

Obligatory fitba shot arm-in-arm with Andy Kerr and Skull Murphy [x] ❋ Alan Smart (2009)

"I see notoriously eirenic Robbie Savage is having a pop at Scottish fitba on Twitter," reports Ryan Dunne. ❋ Scott Murray (2010)

Last week, in our quest to find the stadium that's been home to the largest number of champions, we put out an APB for a Cambodian fitba expert. ❋ Scott Murray (2010)

In Glasgow, it always comes back to fitba in the end. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Wear it with your favourite Scottish t-shirt, fitba top or a Jacobean/Ghillie type shirt. ❋ Jeff (2009)

But then, that was a Guy Thing, and the irritating truth was that for every bigoted Hun they might be alienating, there were plenty of other Rangers fans who didn't care about religion and would be impressed with their laddish fitba credentials. ❋ Brookmyre, Christopher, 1968- (2000)

He was grand at the fitba ', at the dance he was braw, ❋ Unknown (1998)

"What's this noo?" says I. "Nae mair o 'yer fitba' pliskies, I howp." ❋ J. B. Salmond (N/A)

Why, there's even some fitba north of the border, for the that one. ❋ Alan Gardner (2011)

The female in question was Liz McColgan, keeping her counsel while the men chuntered fitba. ❋ Scott Murray (2011)

"Jonathan, this one had Titanic disaster written all over it for the good ship Gooner, but I see the Ox and Verminator in the line-up, so I'm off to the one pub in LA that shows fitba at 8am," writes Damian Durrant. ❋ Jonathan Liew (2012)

This was the archetypal 0-0 draw - nae goals and nae fitba '. ❋ Unknown (2010)