Flat Tire

It has a flat-tire and desperately needs a tune-up. ❋ Unknown (2009)

MIAMI — Several possible victims have come forward alleging a woman posing as a Florida doctor and promising buttocks enhancement pumped their behinds with a toxic concoction of cement, superglue and flat-tire sealant. ❋ Jerry Ratch (2011)

Police say what she found was a woman posing as a doctor who filled her buttocks with cement, mineral oil and flat-tire sealant. ❋ Unknown (2011)

A free drink, help from the smart guy in accounting, a flat-tire change. ❋ Gwyn Cready (2010)

At this point, it's barely even noteworthy to see a brakeless flat-tire panic stop, a tall bike, a "Beautiful Godzilla," and a commuter on a comically tiny folding bike all at the same time. ❋ BikeSnobNYC (2010)

The 7.x Loma Prieta ("World Series") earthquake (1989) could be felt (as a momentary "flat-tire" feeling) on the road. ❋ Ann Althouse (2008)

I don't think it's old style book publishing or the so called digital revolution that's caused the flat-tire state of UK? book publishing. ❋ Michael Allen (2005)

Several possible victims have come forward alleging a woman posing as a Florida doctor and promising buttocks enhancement pumped their behinds with a toxic concoction of cement, superglue and flat-tire sealant, state health officials said Tuesday. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Additionally, all CPO vehicles receive roadside assistance at no extra cost, for the balance of the powertrain warranty period, which covers flat-tire changing, battery-jump, lock-out and fuel delivery. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Progressive's Emergency Roadside Assistance coverage includes towing, flat-tire changes, battery jumpstarts, emergency fuel and fluid delivery and locksmith service. ❋ Unknown (2010)

From Dec. 26 to Jan. 13, 2,282 flat-tire calls were received in Allegheny County, an 18 percent increase over the same period last year. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Most of them are great, though one that involves flat-tire sealant is a joke that takes away from how serious and brutal all the other deaths were. ❋ Unknown (2009)

At day's end, though, I'd walked more than 5 kilometres (while pushing a flat-tire bike with a saddlebag and rackpack on it) and cycled more than 27 kilometres. ❋ Unknown (2009)

So, I start pushing my wobbly weighted-down-already flat-tire bike. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Each facility provides complimentary jump starts and flat-tire assistance as well as cashier greeters that instruct travelers where to park for speedy shuttle pick up. airport parking company operating 19 facilities in 12 markets throughout the country. ❋ Unknown (2008)

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[Damnit]! Chris just gave me a flat [tire] and now I have to put [my shoe] back on. ❋ Sami45 (2020)

When I gave him [a flat] [tire], everyone laughed. Give that bitch a flat tire, [I hate her]. ❋ Dominick (2004)

"Yo, did you see that kid flat tiring that poor kid in [the hall]?" -"Yeah dude, he completely lost his [shoe] and all the people were [kicking it] around..i felt really bad for him." ❋ Forkandspoon (2010)

He narrowly [avoided] becoming [a flat] [tire]. ❋ The Return Of Light Joker (2011)

I [flat tired] this kid and we started playing [monkey in the middle] with his [shoe]. ❋ Vv007!!! (2008)

She tried to give him [a blow] [job], but got [the old] flat tire! ❋ $heepstain (2012)

[My balls] are loose, and [it's time] to [pump] my flat tire! ❋ Taylor J. (2008)

"[Do you] think [Lisa's] flat tire is even an [a-cup]?" ❋ Tracy99887 (2007)

That bastard gave the blind [guy a] [wedgie] during a [fire drill]. ❋ Fred The Nerd (2004)

[That girl] has [a flat] [tire] ❋ Antistheoneandonly (2014)