Flatulates

He flatulates at great length before repeating the corporate party line — that the internet needs needs rules, “and ones that can be practically enforced,” ie, “a sensible strategy whereby ISPs prohibit illegal use of their networks, and actually enforce those rules”. ❋ Unknown (2009)

He flatulates at great length before repeating the corporate party line - that the internet needs needs rules, "and ones that can be practically enforced," ie, "a sensible strategy whereby ISPs prohibit illegal use of their networks, and actually enforce those rules". ❋ Unknown (2009)

But I’ve HEARD that they flatulates in dere own elevators…. ❋ Unknown (2008)

He gave his opinion on handling the war in Afghanistan, suggesting the United States send [a squad] of Midwestern football fans whose diets consist of cabbage, cheese and beer and let their flatulence [cripple] everyone [in range]. ❋ Mackhallux (2010)

The adult male expelled flatulence through his anus. It did not emit a [sound wave] with an [amplitude] or frequency that could be noticed by the human ear, but it still emitted a stench that could cause an alligator in Louisiana to enter [cardiac arrest]. ❋ Nilethe146 (2015)

Last night, while we were in bed, my husband proceeded to pull the covers over my head and [flatulize] me. I totally walked by [Jim's] cube and flatulized him without his knowledge. My girlfriend was sitting on the couch [reading a book]. I simply walked over and flatulized her. ❋ Dervish88888888 (2013)

"[I had] such [bad] flatulence, I could not [sleep]" ❋ Don (2004)

[Philip] was going to be late for his connecting flight, so he [hopped on] the [flatulator] to give himself a speed boost. ❋ BrianFromPSU (2008)

[Guys], I [have to] [flatulate]. ❋ The Emo Clan. (2008)

[Margie], when you have so much flatulence, I'd [appreciate] it if you'd [stay home]. ❋ Tuna Wanda (2005)

[I smell] a [flatulence]. ❋ The Neighboor (2012)

"[Bobby] was [flatulent] that night and scared away [the ladies]." ❋ Jeff S (2003)

Rakishi flatuated [on my head] and now [I smell] [like ass] ❋ Maxzilla (2003)