Fruit Cake

We had happy family gatherings, went blackberry-picking on a suddenly glorious afternoon, tea in a cottage garden, talk of riding-lessons and recipes for fruit-cake and golly-haven't-you-grown with a newly tall young relative... ❋ Joanna Bogle (2009)

Spoon half of the fruit-cake mixture into the cake tin, smoothing it down with a rubber spatula, and then lay the marzipan circle on top of it. ❋ Unknown (2009)

And yes, Sarah Palin * is* "out there in fruit-cake land" for believing in God, Jesus, and all that religious nonsense. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Well, I guess that this is it then. .right Minnie? or what about you, the always hate filled little couch dreaming joke who runs around spitting his ignorance around the web, (Talking to you mighty “transvestite” Aphrodite, you little fruit-cake you … LMAO!) ❋ Unknown (2006)

Now that is a fruit-cake interpretation of the Constitution. ❋ Unknown (2008)

The Bushites and their friends in the corporate media have spent much time trying to convince us that Ahmadinejad is a dangerous fruit-cake, as if Bush and Cheney aren't. ❋ Unknown (2006)

The taste reminded me of fruit-cake, but without the spice. ❋ Magnio (2006)

“The only thing we ever got from him for Christmas was a fruit-cake.” ❋ Mary Higgins Clark (2004)

The rattling of teacups made him turn round as Mr. Heath came in, carrying a loaded tray which contained not only teapot and cups but fruit-cake and sandwiches. ❋ Beaton, M. C. (1994)

In the office cupboard was a large uncut fruit-cake Helen had just baked to go with the cups of coffee we snatched between visits. ❋ Herriot, James (1992)

There was a rush then in the changing room and the tea and fruit-cake disappeared at a quickened tempo. ❋ Francis, Dick (1962)

They were now eating slabs of Joan's fruit-cake and it was very good. ❋ Blyton, Enid, 1898?-1968 (1956)

A large fruit-cake as black as a plum pudding inside. ❋ Blyton, Enid, 1898?-1968 (1952)

'Or a bit of fruit-cake if you feel real pangs of hunger?' ❋ Blyton, Enid, 1898?-1968 (1952)

1.Dude, your such [a fruit] [cake]. 2. Quit being a fruit cake. 3. Are you a fruit cake? all u do is hang out with [guyz]. ❋ Corerosin (2005)

"[What a] [Fruit Cake]","[Shut-Up] you [fruit cake]" ❋ Nick Wagner (2008)

1. [Julian] is a [fruitcake] cuz he [likes men] 2. man that fruit cake was so good last night ❋ Mr.cookforsmith (2007)

Max: [Hey Jimmy] [you want some] [cake]? Jimmy: What type? Max: Fruit cake. Jimmy: Die. ❋ YourMomIsANiceWoman (2020)

Max: [Hey Jimmy] do you want some [cake]? Jimmy: What type? Max: Fruit cake. Jimmy: [I hope you die] a painful death. ❋ YourMomIsANiceWoman (2020)

This [Fruit Cake] is the [worse] ❋ NaturallyDerp (2019)

*ring ring, ring ring* Caller: Hello is that Alex? Unknown: No its the Psychiatric ward. Caller: Oh whats happened to Alex. Nurse: He was pursued by police after stealing a bottle of Vodka, downing it, getting naked and swimming in a lake. When they first attempted to arrest him he ripped a piece of wood from a fence and hit the policeman with it, so they put him in a riot van and took him here. Caller: Hahaha oh no what an absolute [fruit cake], whats the address of [the ward] I will [come and see] him. ❋ Oggy Ostrich (2017)

[run] he's [got] the [yeasting] fruit cake ❋ Shrek Is Our Lord And Saviour (2018)

eric [u're] [a fruit] [cake]! ❋ SiR Gro (2005)

1) A person [digs] through trash and eats it. Observer says, "Dude, what a [fruit cake]!" 2) Why a 'fruit cake' is called a fruit cake is a mystery since it isn't really a cake, and it doesn't even have [fruits] inside. ❋ Ebony Chalk (2008)