Fun House

“How do you suppose that clown demon trapped them in those fun-house mirrors?” asks Ned. ❋ F. J. Lennon (2011)

Looking at Walker's reflection in the political fun-house mirror makes it abundantly clear that the governor has a more ambitious agenda than merely closing a modest budget gap. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Like the Eiffel Tower in Paris, built for the International Exhibition of 1889, the Expo in China includes new landmarks and dazzling pavilions, with a fun-house atmosphere in some spots. ❋ Unknown (2010)

She was sure the metal had distorted her image into the fun-house creature she saw staring back at her, that oversize girl in the undersize dress—a baby face, yes, but with eyes full of dark understanding. ❋ Dia Reeves (2011)

For Trammell, this new side project is a fascinating fun-house mirror image of his former role running "morale, welfare and recreation" on a Navy battleship. ❋ Unknown (2011)

I stagger to the fun-house door and wave Ned over. ❋ F. J. Lennon (2011)

He bounces up from a squat so forcefully his grimy gloves touch the fun-house roof. ❋ F. J. Lennon (2011)

From then on, it's a fun-house spectacle inspired by the kind of deranged thinking that could make Sarah Palin seem like a Rhodes scholar. ❋ George Heymont (2011)

Timken looked into the bowl, saw his face reflected in hundreds of tiny fun-house mirrors. ❋ Howard Gordon (2011)

Desperate enough to be a telling reflection of its "author" (even if it's by way of fun-house mirror), La Toya is appropriately full of lies. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Kane lets Teeraal, the fun-house demon serving in the legion of Alastor, kill him—for the second time, mind you—and take his soul to hell. ❋ F. J. Lennon (2011)

Mike Kelley, a Los Angeles artist who rose to fame in the 1980s by making fun-house sculptures from stuffed animals, has died, police said Wednesday. ❋ Kelly Crow (2012)

It was such a fun-house mirror of sorts, where I saw the “Truth” completely reversed by women. ❋ Roseanne Barr (2011)

Small families, affectionate couples and clusters of friends were zigging in and out of the antique rides, riding to the pinnacle of the Ferris Wheel, passing warped fun-house mirrors and circling on the carousel. ❋ Karina Martinez-Carter (2011)

1. If one of your friends annoys you, [remind] him, "Don't be a Fun-House!" If there's [a problem] person, you and your friends all [agree] "That guy is a Fun-House!" ❋ IronMikey (2020)

"Man, that [chair boarding] routine was so sick, it was almost as cool as [Fun House]," "Take that back now you jabroni." "Why?" "because Fun House is in a league of it's own, take it's name in vane again and I'll tell your mum." "O.K. I'm sorry." "You better be." "I am." "Say Sorry to [fun house]!" "Sorry fun house." "Ha! what a chump, you said sorry to a house that isn't even on ITV anymore, it's all "My parents Are Aliens," and other various crap now. "[Blue Peter] still rocks though. "Damn straight." ❋ Ian Mckenna (2005)

This [gay club] I heard about wanted more [glory holes] but ran out of bathroom [stalls] so they just made a fun house. ❋ TheRealSuperAIDS (2009)

[News Reporter]: Krusty’s Fun house has been explored. 3 officers were shot by [turrets], and they were unable to save the [225] estimated children. ❋ LooseSniper (2023)

I gave [yer ma] a filthy fun house last night, she let me [bounce] around on them [twins] for hours. ❋ Asseater 3000 (2013)

Today [I lost] a finger doing [the aligator] [fun house]. ❋ Legionair765 (2015)

Rob "munxi" monks bumps into Spencer Pickstock outside the local shop. "What you doing Spencer" says Rob "it's The Fun House, [hand full] of cum, [loo roll] to be won... game" replys Spencer as he takes his [man sauce] into the shop!! ❋ Strange_ Genetics (2020)

I went to the [aquarium] and I got [salamander] fun [housed], it was the best experience of my life. ❋ Dickwitcha (2022)