Gobstopper

I now have images of Willy Wonka walking out of the factory and screaming, “And your next gobstopper is FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” ❋ Unknown (2006)

Note to Nestlé, a sweet cannot be called a gobstopper if after only two minutes in the mouth a chalky, chewable centre is revealed; it’s all about the hardness, the layers, the changing colours and flavours. ❋ Kirsty (2005)

By the time Chi's perky pop-reggae descends into an alarming grindie rock-out, you'll hate yourself for having liked it, but as she helpfully points out, "You should watch your lip/ Giving too much gyp/ You need a gobstopper baby". ❋ Unknown (2011)

So, if, whilst padding round in your hushpuppies on a tycoon's superyacht off the coast of, say, Montenegro, and a Russian Oligarch slips you a large brown envelope with US$ 500,000 to change the tariffs on, say, gobstopper imports, that is nobody's business but your own. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Then, they may be safe, but a Senate aide notes: "Don't try to bite directly into any whole jawbreaker, gobstopper, jolly rancher, or for that matter, atomic fireball, before you soften it up, as it can damage your teeth." ❋ Unknown (2010)

Liam had his first gobstopper, under the close supervision of his mother. ❋ Tara Heavey (2010)

Wouldn't this be nice in gray flannel, with a choker of gobstopper-sized cloisonné beads? ❋ Unknown (2009)

All the same rules apply as with normal Golf – in that you use your stick to hit the gobstopper at the hole, or into your opponents face. ❋ Unknown (2009)

When they have gone, I examine my trawl: an acid drop, three mint imperials, two jelly babies, four squares of chocolate (milk), a gobstopper, several boiled sweets of assorted flavours and – joy of joys! ❋ Unknown (2006)

The fourth one looks suspiciously like the everlasting gobstopper from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. ❋ Jen (2008)

A couple more backlogged entries finally written yesterday ... desert gobstopper and amber alert. ❋ Grouse (2005)

Jake -- my nine-year-old -- would give this movie a four**, so take my crits with an everlasting gobstopper. ❋ Douglas Hoffman (2005)

Her songwriting royalty, after all, is down to her contract with her record company, and if they signed a deal to give Spotify all her songs in exchange for a half-sucked gobstopper covered in pocket-fluff, that's their look-out. ❋ Sam Leith (2010)

It's hard not to notice that Cheryl Cole's marital gobstopper is gone. ❋ Unknown (2010)

"Yea [I agree] with Fred, your mom smells really bad. In fact one time i [smelt] old-" *Punch/[Gobstopper]* ❋ [HERULES] (2007)

she [gave] me a gobstopper ❋ Bob (2005)

❋ Anonymous (2003)

Who [loaded] this gobstopper it just keeps [going around] and around. Its [starting] to taste nasty. ❋ Slow Joe (2015)

hey [vinnie], thats some gobstopper, its a [hand job] for you [tonite] ❋ Kirsty (2003)

The first time I had [a box] of Gobstoppers I started [saving] up for [dentures]. ❋ Sid Barrett (2007)

Person 1: *eats 2 whole big [macs] in under five minutes* Person 2: Geez! You [frickin] [gobstoppered] that shit! Person 1: I was hungry! ❋ Touche, Buddy. (2007)

1: What you [up to]? 2. [gobstoppering], 1. jealousss ;) xxxxxxx ❋ Eeeeeewwwww (2011)

So while he was soft, I decided to take his [whole package], [y'know] his cock AND his balls, in my mouth and just suck and lick til he got raging hard. He was like "Wow! What was THAT?", a pleased look on his face. I simply replied, "That was The Gobstopper." Naturally, he followed up by saying, "Well, [I want more] of The Gobstopper then!" ❋ ChampionCocksucker (2012)

Bitch "Women don't get any respect for the things they do, they work [twice as hard] and don't get any [credit]" *Man gives bitch a [gobstopper]* "that shut her up" ❋ Locky (2007)