Going Away

Still, I was unprepared for the many lunches and dinners where my friends and I cried—and for the look on my best friend's face at my going-away party. ❋ Elizabeth Bernstein (2011)

"I'm going to throw a party," declares Kyle, Reiser's real-life best friend -- as if a going-away party with your public-radio station colleagues, where people ask "How-long-do-you-have" questions, is what anyone with cancer wants! ❋ Red Room (2011)

Then, on the final day of my service at the White House (Jan. 30, 1998), Rahm showed up -- to my surprise -- at my going-away reception, hosted by President and Mrs. Clinton in the historic Diplomatic Reception Room on the ground floor of the residence. ❋ Lanny Davis (2010)

Then, her friends who are barely developed or are not developed at all by this point throw a going-away party for her. ❋ Abe Schwartz (2011)

Levin muted my line, called me an "A-hole" three times, and then gave me about 2 seconds to begin a response so he could hang up on me with his signature going-away insult. ❋ Mike Stark (2011)

�Another Chicagoan on the White House staff jokingly presented Emanuel with a going-away present today: a dead fish. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Change-of-address cards from the US Postal Service make a great going-away gift! ❋ Con Chapman (2011)

On what is reportedly Rahm Emanuel's last day as White House chief of staff, the Council of Economic advisers presented him with their going-away gift. ❋ Emi Kolawole (2010)

Neighbors were so supportive, they threw him a going-away party. ❋ Unknown (2010)

SCOTT SIMON, host: Rahm Emanuel was given a little going-away present at his last White House staff meeting yesterday: a dead fish wrapped in two Chicago newspapers. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Are you really going to make that blue corn tortilla soup you got in that going-away gift basket? ❋ Unknown (2010)

Austan Goolsbee, President Obama's recently installed Office of Management and Budget chief, presented Emanuel with the gift saying, I talked to the policy team and we wanted to give you a going-away present -- something to show how we feel about you but also shows we understand your new possibilities. ❋ Emi Kolawole (2010)

She's first seen accepting a going-away gift at the end of her first and apparently only year of teaching because she's leaving to get married. ❋ Marshall Fine (2011)

[Jake]: LOLOLOLOLO *[trollface]* Shagnar: [Go away] Jake ❋ Hurr Durr Negro (2011)

*[judges] you* *betrays you* *annoys you* you: “[how about] you go away you [burnt piece of celery]” ❋ Hiyosupyoyo (2017)

[Fucktard]: WASSUP, MY FAVORITE LITTLE [MOFO]!?!?!? You: [Go away]. ❋ Xgoxawayxixlovexyoux (2007)

Get your ass [off the toilet] and go away, you [tragic] excuse for an [Olympic] mascot. ❋ B-Drac (2003)

"WHERES MY [SANDWHICH]?!?!??!? [GO AWAY]!" "Where the hell is my [peice] of toast? GO AWAY!!!" "What the! How did you get? GO AWAY!!!" AND FINALLY: "GO AWAY!" ❋ Thepersoninpink (2012)

Person: Go away Other person: *[leaves] without [a second] [thought]* ❋ I'm Fine, I Promise (2017)

[Oh], go [away], you... mother- away [going]... person! ❋ Andy (2004)

"[Go away] [you stupid] [bitch]" ❋ Yawaog Meistro (2004)

[go suck a lemon] ❋ Kristy (2003)

"Come [with me] I have [pizza rolls]" "[Stranger danger]! Go away!" ❋ Alexnav (2015)