Greeter

Word GREETER
Character 7
Hyphenation greet er
Pronunciations N/A

Definitions and meanings of "Greeter"

What do we mean by greeter?

A person who greets people on their arrival.

(tourism) A volunteer who shows tourists around their home city or region for free.

One who weeps or mourns.

An inflatable doll or mannequin that welcomes one home, esp. Brit. Urban Dictionary

The term is used to describe someone on JTV who suck admins cocks for a badge. Urban Dictionary

The job a person gets when they wake up every morning, put a gun to their head, but can never summon enough willpower to pull the trigger. Urban Dictionary

A poor miserable soul who's life is usually a total mess, not because they are extremely unattractive, unheathly, soiled, and smell like feces, but because of the simple fact that the only job they could get is sitting at the entrance of wal-mart stumbling around scaring small children into taking stickers. These people greeters usually have no more than 4 teeth total and weigh more than the average refrigerator. Urban Dictionary

The most degrading job in the world. Urban Dictionary

A woman's vagina/private area. Urban Dictionary

Usually someone of lesser intelligence or of a mentally impaired category. Top choices of wal-mart greeters are usually those with down syndrome, saggy balls, vaginal gericatric bat disease, or work release programs. Typically found at the entrance of walmarts, and sometimes packing a roll of different colored stickers in which they appraoch you as if to molest you and whatever item youare carrying and at the last moment... hand extened... a round sticker of random color is stuck on the item you are holding... assaulting it... and labeling it a return or previously paid for item.... running from the wal-mart greeter is usally followed by people with walkie talkies running after you.... Urban Dictionary

To be a walmart greeter is humbling,a servant role, someone who is doing their best. To those who despise people who do greet you at the front door, the answer is easy, don't go in. yeah ...... yeah walmart greeters!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Urban Dictionary

Old man that smiles to you at the door of walmarts and looks at your wifes fat azz after yall walk thru and then laughts at your azz for marring da fat bee-yotch. Urban Dictionary

An Oklahoma greeter is one who welcomes people into a home of naked chimpanzees. This person is normally naked whilst getting jerked off by a disabled man. Often times the chimps will be getting cummed on by a school of middle schoolers. Urban Dictionary

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The word "greeter" in example sentences

And for the first 20 years of this adventure, I was a "greeter" which required superior embracing and schlepping skills. ❋ Stan Brooks (2010)

(And hey, granolaheads, don't forget to flash a smile on the way out of the store at the "greeter" who can't afford to see a doctor.) ❋ Unknown (2010)

You know that, I know that, and if he does what conservatives want and can even find a minimum-wage "greeter" job with no insurance anyway all he would be doing is displacing someone with fewer skills who will have an even harder time finding a job. ❋ Unknown (2010)

When a black reporter recently ventured into a big Tea Party rally, a "greeter" confused the reporter for a stadium worker, stopping him stone-cold at the gate: "Are you working tonight?" ❋ Unknown (2010)

As a "greeter," the cheerful Betty Dukes is one of the first employees customers usually see as they walk through the front doors of the Wal-Mart store here. ❋ Unknown (2010)

The dispute traces to 2001 when Betty Dukes, a Wal-Mart "greeter" at a Pittsburg, Calif., store, and five other women alleged sex discrimination in pay and promotions and sought to represent Wal-Mart workers nationwide. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Employers should not assume that retirement-age workers are only qualified for, or interested in, roles with low responsibility, such as volunteering at a hospital or serving as a "greeter" at a store. ❋ Jeffrey Joerres (2009)

Inez went on to tell me that this person is going to a church in another city now and after being there for a short while, asked the leadership if she could be a "greeter". ❋ Belinda (2008)

I didn't sleep well, knowing I had to get up to plant the yard signs at my polling place, then be the "greeter" from 7: 00-9: 00 AM. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Hear you've [given up] on [going out] and bought yourself a [Greeter]? ❋ Freddsky (2011)

Hi, i'm a [JTV greeter] and i'm better than everyone else in this chatroom because i have a [badge] next to my name'' ''... [what a prick] ❋ JTVgreetersaretwats (2010)

As I entered the store, I was approached by the walmart greeter. Our eyes met for only a moment, but it was enough to see the deep, painful hopelessness in his gaze. Whoever the person he used to be had died long ago, leaving a [spent shell], an automaton. An emotionless drone pretending to be a human being. "Good morning." he said to me. In subtext he might as well have said "Please [kind stranger], kill me and end my existence, for I have not the strength to do it myself." Pity stayed my hand, and I made a [mental note] to avoid Walmart at all cost. ❋ Weasel1969 (2010)

"Joe, [are you sure] we should [go to wal-mart]? We have to take the kids with us and last time the people [greeter] drooled on them and gave them herpes." ❋ MrNiceGuy (2005)

"[I know]! She should totally be [demoted] to a [Walmart greeter]." ❋ Juxtaposer (2008)

[Uh-oh], crazy [Britney Spears] showed her "gentlemen greeter" again when she was getting out of her car at [Starbucks]. ❋ ImBringingBloggingBack (2007)

I don't realy know of a given example of walmart [greeter] grab a simple roll of already opened toilet paper and walk into any walmart.... you'll see one of the above... stalking you like a [jilted] [speed dater] on a rape quest. Blind people can even sense a wal-mart greeter by the constant sniffling of runny snot... and the faint odor of cottage cheese. The walmart greeter at our store dripped snot on a radio I was returning and stuck a rainbow of stickers on my 3 yr old. When I tried to walk to the return desk "Bubba" followed my 3 yr old who was crying and asked if she "[wanta] to see my pokemon pee pee?" I have a lawsuit pending. ❋ Sanity Clown (2006)

To be a [Walmart Greeter], doing [the little things] is what means alot, such as helping someone with their [shopping cart], or providing a wheelchair for someone needing assistance. ❋ Woofy-to-you (2010)

greetings (smile) welcome to walmart, then you heat the walmart greeter [snicker] and a [low voice] [say'n] i can't believe he married that fat azz bee-yotch. ❋ Dead Fred (2006)

Those [Oklahoma] greeters are [crazy]. ❋ Hutler (2023)

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