No knight is there in the world so good as that he might issue forth of this castle through the midst of these four and twenty knights, but my lady sendeth you word that there is a cavern under this castle that goeth therefrom underground as far as the forest, so that a knight may well pass thereby all armed, but there is therein a lion, the fiercest and most horrible in the world, and two serpents that are called griffons, that have the face of a man and the beaks of birds and eyes of an owl and teeth of a dog and ears of an ass and feet of a lion and tail of a serpent, and they have couched them therewithin, but never saw no man beasts so fell and felonous. ❋ Anonymous (1869)
The other griffons were nearby but not covering him as before. ❋ Linda Robertson (2011)
With high parading steps he walked toward the rear of the barn where the griffons had made nests out of hay. ❋ Linda Robertson (2011)
The colt brought her back, and took her toward the griffons again. ❋ Linda Robertson (2011)
The exhibition's first gallery, with russet and black walls, is lined with customary atrium furnishings: marble statues of men and women, gracefully draped in togas, who might represent the family's ancestors; a marble table supported by four carved griffons; and frescoes depicting Dionysus/Bacchus with his golden drinking cup and the wind god Zephyrus with outspread wings. ❋ Judy Fayard (2011)
He was approaching on the newly graveled driveway and together we watched the griffons. ❋ Linda Robertson (2011)
The unicorns and griffons remained hidden within the grove. ❋ Linda Robertson (2011)
Another consequence of that battle was the myriad elementals—unicorns, griffons, dragons, phoenixes—now grouped in the wooded grove behind my house. ❋ Linda Robertson (2011)
And griffons … would that be bird food or giant-feline food? ❋ Linda Robertson (2011)
“Fifteen unicorns, twelve griffons, twenty-six phoenixes, and five dragons,” Mountain answered promptly. ❋ Linda Robertson (2011)
The other griffons had already smelled prey and wandered out of the barn. ❋ Linda Robertson (2011)
I shut the garage door before any more griffons found the dog food, and let the behemoth pup help me clean up the kibble while the women satisfied themselves that no one was hiding under my bed, in my pantry, or under the sink. ❋ Linda Robertson (2011)
Two eagle-and-lion griffons moved in on either side of Thunderbird, lying with their bodies against his, and they covered him with their wings. ❋ Linda Robertson (2011)
Before anyone knew better, we took dinosaur fossils to be the bony ruins of griffons, dragons, gods and heroes. ❋ Brian Switek (2011)
“Speaking of eating, the griffons caught a pair of deer last night.” ❋ Linda Robertson (2011)
I walked into the rear where the griffons gathered. ❋ Linda Robertson (2011)
Where's [your pet] griffon? =P ❋ Striker X 22 (2004)
[Dang], [did you] see Griffon at the [concert]!? ❋ NOTTAYLORKATIE (2011)
"She had taken [Excedrin] and wine together by accident and I was boning her [blacked-out] ass in [standing missionary] and then I pulled out and fucking Mythical Griffoned the shit out of her!" ❋ Beefcurts (2010)
"Ok, ok. I've got it, I've got it. If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer. You'd need an egg calendar. Oh, that's right. [I went there]."
"I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the [Darndest] Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.""
Olivia: You are [the weakest link], goodbye. ------
[Stewie]: Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny! ❋ Ali (2004)
[Hi], [I like] to [spell] things wrong, like Stewie Griffon. ❋ Griffin (2004)
[stewie's] quotes:
Brian: say something please.
Stewie: oh for god sacks, hmmm let's see here... oh yes *clears throat*
yay, and God said to Abraham, "you must kill your eldest son Issac." and Abraham said, "i'm sorry i can't hear you, you'll have to [speak into the microphone]" and God said, "oh i'm sorry, is this better? [Check Check] Check, Jerry i think you'll have to take the high end out i'm still getting some his back here..."
Brian: SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY MOTHER!
Stewie: oh yes, i'm sorry. I never knew bisscut as a dog, but i did know her has a table. She was sturdy, all for legs the same length..
Brian: Thanks, Thanks, That's enough
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(stewie goes down the slide and lenard a kid from his preschool lands on the back of his head.
Stewie: "LENARD YOU PUDGY FACED APPLEJON I WILL NOT BE MADE A FOOL OF..."
(another kid goes down the slide and lands on stewies head. ❋ RainCloud (2005)
Person [1A]: Hey, do you want to go watch Stewie Griffon?
Person [2B]: WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?
Person 3D: [EYYY] I'm 3D. ❋ Minh (2005)
Janet: Hi. Cookie?
Stewie: Well, it's Stewie, but... you can call me "cookie" if you like. Yes, I also answer to "Artemis," "Agent Buckwald" and "Snake." Yes, I rather like "Snake." "[Snake Griffin]."
Li: Stewie, come complete our rainbow.
Stewie: I've got a better idea. Let's go play "swallow the stuff under the sink."
Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet.
Stewie: Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that.
Stewie: Picking up the phone. Hello, operator. Hello... Oh god, that's right you have to punch [in the numbers] nowadays. Uhhh, I should know this. Oh yes,
dialing number
Stewie: [867-5309], yes that's it. Wait that's not it, damn you Tommy Two-Tone. Huh, only one thing to do 111-1111, Lois? Damn. 111-1112 Lois? DAMN. 111-1113...
Stewie: You. Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death.
Stewie: Hmm, time for dessert. Let's see - big chocolate cake for Stewie,
holds up a leaf to Chris
Stewie: and something very tasty for big, fat you.
Stewie: Come any closer and I'll cut her.
realizes he's holding a [tongue depresser]
Stewie: I'll give her a series of splinters... that could become infected.
Stewie: hitting on some co-eds I must say, the most recent campus sporting event was quite spectacular.
Co-ed: Aw. Are you in a fraternity, little boy?
Stewie: Not yet, but I'm thinking of joining I [Felta] Thigh.
Stewie: Yay and God said to Abraham, "you will kill your son, [Issak]", and Abraham said, I can't hear you, you'll have to [speak into the microphone]." "Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here." ❋ Nickdawg940 (2005)
Quotes: *he goes to hell*"Hell, well thats a bit much don't you think. [I mean sure] I've tried to spend my entire life [trying to kill] my mother, but who hasn't?" This thing wont let me enter this without saying Stewie Griffon. [There, I said it]. ❋ Pedafiler-uthoughtiwasgonnasaypedafile (2006)
"[Look at me],I [dont] [exist]!!!" ❋ Maku (2005)
