Guido

Word GUIDO
Character 5
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Definitions and meanings of "Guido"

What do we mean by guido?

Italian-American male; an American male of Italian extraction as a member of the working-class.

The Guido is an entirely American phenomena, with its epicenter in the New York/ New Jersey metropolitan area. Although most of its examples are of Italian-American descent, manytimes other non-descript Caucasians will follow suit in an attempt to achieve an identity- in fact any identity. The Guido is highly recognizable by his attention to muscular development, status symbols, and regional dialect. Guidos are fortunate in that they usually tend to be loyal to their heritage and cultures. However, their interpretation of the Italian culture is unique to Americans. They fall sorrily short when attempting to emulate the sophistication of European-born men. In fact, their shortcomings include a tendency toward alcoholism, legal problems (usually related to assault, reckless driving, noise violations), and an inability to compete in legimate business. Fortunately for them, they usually live an exciting, care-free existance. They are easily satiated by tacky mall attire, drunken nights with similar-minded women, and nightclubbing in the lesser desired beach towns such as Seaside Heights, New Jersey. In the end, although they maintain a unique sense of identity and pride, their superficial lives often leave them empty. The tolls of excessive grooming products, STDs, and alcohol abuse age these specimens quite poorly. The time spent in fitness clubs is usually far offset by their lifestyle choices. Urban Dictionary

Guidos today give the whole Italian culture a bad name. Gelled up blow outs, shirts extra small - bout the size my 8 year old niece would wear. Stupid sunglasses worn day and night. Usually all second generation Italians, and either don't speak of word of the language, or have learned just enough to enforce their guido image. Dark hair, waxed eyebrows, fake tans, lots of tacky jewlery. The modern day guido has usually never worked a day in their life (considered among guidos as an on going accomplishment) which leaves themselves babied by mama and papa. Thats right, no matter whos birthday it was for the BMW is still DADDY's bitch! Which brings up another point, Guidos drive BMW's Italians drive Cadillacs assholes. And even realer italians drive fiats and alfo romeos. The guido doesnt care what his appearance really is, with a gut, skinny arms, a tight track suit and sandals he will still think he is the shit. Every guido ive seen wears some form of womens facial make-up. Often when the guido does not have a desirable pigment to their eyes they will buy colored contacts. The guido takes pictures of himself in poses that he wants to seem candid, often these pictures are numerous and the guido selects the 1 of 100 pics to put on his myspace page, which is littered with images of italian flags and the colors red white and green. The common guido cannot tell you how old the Pope is, or who the leader of italy is. In fact, they probably dont even realize that when they call their father, they are saying the title "POPE" in Italian - (Pope = "papa" in italian, Dad/father = "papa" only pronounced with a sharp accent on the second P) When guidos claim they beat someone up it is almost always a load of crap. Guidos are pussies. If they have beat someone up then they rallied up their 10-15 other guido friends and all jumped the kid. When guidos are alone they are pussies. I have beaten up 3 so far and will continue as i see fit. The 3 guidos ive beaten up, i have also humiliated them while they were crawling on the ground, messing up their hair, kicking them in the ass, and spitting on them. Guidos are given there italian names at birth, often during childhood the guido resents this name because he does not fit in, often wanting to be referred to as pete instead of pasquale, or Fred instead of Alfredo, or Frank instead of Francesco. As the guido movement became more popular these same kids put use to their names, making themselves more italian. My names Raffaele, ive been called Ralphie since forever. I never started correcting people and informing my birth name when i turned 16 you homos. Real italians look down on the whole guido thing. Real Italians work hard and care about their families. Guidos dont work and hit up their parents for cash. This guido look, its all wigger shit. Im 100% Italian but im not walking around like an asshole, Im Napolitan and Calabrese if you guidos know what that is, but way before that i'm an american, thats the flag i fly in front of my home, thats the country i live in. Go take your crap to italy and see how you fit in. Urban Dictionary

Guidos are easily recognizable by their dark hair, overly tanned skin, thick accents & waxed eyebrows. The guido travels in packs, especially when heading to clubs to meet up w/ their deejay friends. Almost all guidos are self-proclaimed "deejays." They blast extremely loud music, usually some form of house, while they drive excessively fast. If not at the club, the guido can be found at the gym, spending endless hours exercising and flexing in front the mirror. Though not all guidos use steroids, most do. Since most of their time is spent on their appearance and "physique," the guido typically is incapable of having a real career, but would rather work in a field of construction, telemarketing, or sales. Even in the winter, the guido can wear a wifebeater & ripped jeans, after all he needs to show off his year long tan. Common guido attire includes tight shirts, Ed Hardy, Affliction, A|X, or any other"label" that is deemed trendy at the time. There is also the possibility that the guido will be wearing NO shirt at all while fist pumping and sticking his chest out. Guidos have no respect for women and have no problem cheating. They also have a weakness for drugs & alcohol. They find nothing wrong with partying regularly & "clubbing" well into their 30's. Pictures of his club experiences & "deejay friends" will be all over his facebook page, but the numbers will pale in comparison to all of the photos of himself that he takes in the mirror. Urban Dictionary

An italian who is culturally challenged and makes us real italians look bad. Urban Dictionary

Cologne reeking, structure wearing, too much gel motherfucker that'll hit on your girlfriend while you're standing right there. he will also start talking to a girl you're talking to like you ane't there- usually has to little fag friends to back is pussy ass up incase you retaliate. he is not necessarily italian as the name might suggest. Urban Dictionary

1) a superficial American male, usually from the Tri-State area, pretending to be of Italian descent through the use of some limited slang in whatever dialect was spoken by his supposed ancestors from il Belpaese. Known for his bad music taste, the guido loves greasy hair, wifebeaters, bling bling, tracksuits, and intercourse with guidettes. 2) the guido style is also spotted in the Italian peninsula, particularly amongst wannabe gangsters of the camorra. Their trademarks in Italy are: wifebeaters, tracksuits, cars with strobo lights, a bad command of Italian, being overweight, fur anoraks and - above all - an unhidden love of Gigi D'Alessio's music. 3) a derogatory term for an Italian. For someone who actually is from Italy, being associated with American guidos is one of the worst possible offences. Urban Dictionary

A guido is simply just a douchebag Urban Dictionary

Fake tanned wear fake huge chains embarrasment 2 italians use hairgel like its water have tapeups wear colored contacts invade clubs and mallsespecially diesel stores or armani exchange pimp out there honda accords or jettas blast techno music OHH YEAHH && WHY DO GUIDOS ALWAYZ TEND 2 POSE EITHER WITH THEIR LIPS PUCKEREDwhich is rather gay OR THEY HAVE THEIR CHIN UP AS IF THEY ARE GOIN TO MESS U UP? WE NEED 2 STOP THE PLAGUE OF GUIDOS WE MUST TRY AND WIPE THIS GROUP OUT THEY NUMBER OF THEM ARE GROWING DAILY THEY ARE INVADINGGG esPECIALLY MALLS Urban Dictionary

1. an insult to anybody who is actually Italian. 2. over tanned, hair crazed, big chested morons who drive shitty cars with rims that cost more than the car does. 3. Dress like complete jerk offs in a vain attempt to look cool and still go to clubs long after they should. Urban Dictionary

To sum it up, one could say it's the crossbreed between a "douchebag" and a "metrosexual". Urban Dictionary

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The word "guido" in example sentences

Instead of casting blame at the term guido as endorsed by Italian-American youth, Savino said it is time to pressure media outlets to change the way they are cast. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Seems macaroni rascal is MTV's way of expressing the term guido in Japanese. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Jersey Shore is about more than crazy antics, declarations of "guido" - hood and GTL ❋ Unknown (2010)

What does it mean to self-identify as a guido (or, his female equivalent, a guidette)? ❋ Unknown (2009)

Andre DiMino, national president of UNICO, said he met with officials of MTV's parent company, Viacom Inc., and they promised to cut down on references to Italians, shots of the Italian flag and the use of terms such as guido, which some Italian-Americans find offensive. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Never mind the controversy over whether "guido" is a derogatory term. ❋ Unknown (2010)

And though it can get sort of "guido" every two years or so (and is expensive), I would encourage each of you to get a pinstripe blazer. ❋ Unknown (2005)

Viacom and they promised to cut down on shots of the Italian flag and use of ethnic terms such as guido, which some Italian-Americans find offensive. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Viacom Inc., and they promised to cut down on references to Italians, shots of the Italian flag and the use of terms such as guido, which some Italian-Americans find offensive. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Meet bodybuilder Emilio Antonio - the tanned "guido" who's keeping one ❋ Castina (2010)

The program debuted in December 2009, and the cast members 'use of "guido" and "guidette" ❋ Unknown (2010)

EXCLUSIVE: Second Season of Jersey Shore to Shoot in South Beach Meet the 'guido' who stole Snooki's heart: 'Jersey Shore' star … ❋ Unknown (2010)

"Although he spends all his time in the gym and dancing in the clubs, that Guido will soon be a [burned out] alcoholic working a [thankless job], living alone in his one-bedroom apartment in [North Jersey]" ❋ Dr B- Psychiatrist (2005)

"yo yo yo Mario!!! Whas good we hittin up dem clubs tonight?" "Nahh yo, my dad took away my [Bimma] yo, he sayin i put too much mileage on it last week." "Damn, [i feel for you]. You wanna hit up the italian club on 25th?" "Nahh we got kicked out last time by dat guido " "oh yah, aiight then, ill [catch you on the flip side] playboy" "Ciao playa" ❋ Guidos Should Be Sent To A Remote Island. (2006)

"If I see one more guido loser post a picture of himself with his [shirt off], [I swear to god], I'm deleting my facebook page forever!!" "Dude. It's midnight! Take your sunglasses off and stop acting like such a guido!" [The Jersey Shore]. ❋ Luckydante (2010)

Hey did you guys hear, Kim [Cignarella] is going out with some guido from [Fairfield], what [doosh] bags. ❋ Traytraytray (2005)

i just met this [hottie], then some guido [steps] in and [cock blocks] ❋ Drunkenstein (2004)

'That guy must've spent all his money on pimping that [piece of trash]!' 'That should come to you as no surprise: he's a guido!' 'Are you sure this is [Naples]? There are so many [guidos] around it feels like Jersey!' 'Hey dude, in the US we call Italians "guidos".' 'In Italy we call Americans who call us guidos "rednecks".' ❋ Vafangù (2009)

About 5 [guidos] at the club tried to get me to [sleep with] them last night. What [douches]. ❋ Wowthatslame (2008)

Omg [i think] i am getting guido-aphobic in this [frickin] [mall] ❋ ITaLiaNxgUrL (2006)

[Guido]: Hey, look at me, I'm Italian!! Real Italian: Shut the hell up, you wannabe. (Proceeds to beat the piss out of [loud mouth] Guido [wih] baseball bat). ❋ Cowboyssuck (2010)

Lisa - "Hey do you see that [eurotrash] pretty boy with [the tight] abercrombie shirt, spiked hair, and waxed eyebrows?" Tina - "Yeah I thought he was gay, but then I realized he and his buddies had shitty macho boy attitudes. What a bunch of total douchebags." Lisa - "No just a guido. The big muscles are supposed to make up for their small penis. I bet the one in the [wifebeater] isn't even Italian" ❋ Badgonegood (2008)

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