Guillotined

What do we mean by guillotined?

To execute, cut or cut short (a person, a stack of paper or a debate) by use of a guillotine.

To end discussion on a parliamentary bill by invoking cloture.

A very old French invention, typically with a large wooden frame, and a very sharp slate of metal attached to a rope. The person being executed is then laid down in position, the rope is pulled and they are decapitated. Urban Dictionary

A 'practical joke' that involves lifting the seat of a toilet, and intricately defecating on the front lip of the bowl. You then delicately place the toilet seat on top on the freshly laid nugget, and evacuate the stall. Ideally, your intended victim will come along to enjoy their peaceful abulution, drop their pants and proceed to sit down. The result of their bodyweight on the toilet seat will sever a section of turd and eject it like Mary Antoinette's head into the victims awaiting pants. Everything going to plan, you will have successfully shat in someone's pantaloons while they are wearing them. And probably irrevocably burned any bridges of friendship in the process. Urban Dictionary

A sexual position involving two females and one male participant. The two females spread legs and meet vagina-to-vagina (also known as scissoring) and the male inserts his penis into the center; so named the guillotine because his 'head' gets cutoff by the scissors. Urban Dictionary

Extreme woman muffin top that you need to lift up when you wanna engage in sexual intercourse with a ginormous rhino of a chick. When that muffin top flops back down after insertion, it basically does to your dick what a guillotine used to do to people's heads. Urban Dictionary

A prank when you are over a friends house, and you call his girlfriend and tell her he wants a blowjob, then hide in the closet. when she is sucking his cock, you jump out of the closet naked and surprise her, causing her to bite down on your friend's dick. Urban Dictionary

A submission often seen in no-gi bjj or MMA; also great for self-defence. Urban Dictionary

A beautiful device used to behead tens of thousands of revolutionary scum during the French Revolution and the reign of daddy Maxamilien Robespierre. Urban Dictionary

V. to hide a boner putting your penis in the natural/straight-up position. The penis log is well hidden and unnoticed, but the head exceeds the part where your belt fits...if someone lifts your shirt, they'll see your head saying hi Urban Dictionary

The act of squatting over one's anus and lowering your scrotum into the open orifice. Your partner then proceeds to clench their anus closed once the testicles are inserted. Thus, simulating the function of the well known, French guillotine. The anus is the "blade" and the semen is the "blood" after said "artificial execution". Urban Dictionary

An unpleasant scenario in which a guy zips his fly up too quickly after urinating, thereby catching the head of the penis with the zipper. See also: penis fly trap Urban Dictionary

Words that are spelled similarly to guillotined:
guillotined, guillotine, guillotines, guillotin.

Adjectives that are often used to describe guillotined:
first, fourth.

Nouns that are often described by the adjective guillotined:
head, criminal, king, criminals, man, heads, aristocrat, murderer, nobleman, men, general, persons, cabriolet, day.

Consonant match to guillotined:
goulet and, guillet and.

Words that sound like guillotined:
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