Haemorrhoids

Why are haemorrhoids called haemorrhoids and not assteroids? ❋ Gargy (2001)

Advocates are convinced that it can cure afflictions such as haemorrhoids, ulcers, infertility and even snake bites. ❋ Unknown (2003)

Funny how people always say 'haemorrhoids', but write 'piles'. ❋ Pawson, Stuart (1999)

For those who are not fluent in whatever language this is, the "tramp stamp" tattoo on the woman on the escalator says "haemorrhoids" and I think you'll be able to figure out what the guy in the green shirt's problem is.

"Knowledge Window", another option, quickly became a favourite among internet critics, largely because the Chinese name, zhichuang, is a homophone for "haemorrhoids". ❋ Unknown (2009)

It is known to help reduce the risks of bowel problems such as haemorrhoids and cancer of the bowel and colon. ❋ Unknown (2009)

And this is before coping with Lady Edith's quickfire tryst with the farmer plotline seemingly harvested midway and never mentioned again, Mr Bates and his Scooby-Doo villain wife, Mrs Crawley going awol to Europe and the Earl of Grantham's rampant haemorrhoids. ❋ Unknown (2011)

However snozberries were and still are invaluable as an ancient Gallic Folk remedy for haemorrhoids. ❋ Unknown (2009)

If you wanted to know about Islamic extremists, the very fat, or those people who are too bashful to visit their doctor about a vaginal rash or haemorrhoids and so prefer to display their condition on national television, then you'd rightly turn to Channel 4. ❋ Unknown (2011)

The statement says: Between these dates the only blood test result that we can define as abnormal was the one taken on April 20, 2009, which showed haemoglobin and haematocrit levels were very low, suggesting anaemia as a result of bleeding that the rider had suffered on April 8, 2009, due to haemorrhoids the UCI has a medical note confirming this bleeding. ❋ BikeSnobNYC (2010)

'The accounts of King Alfred burning the cakes and suffering from haemorrhoids were all tosh,' Dr Lang said in her lecturing voice. ❋ Josh Spilker (2010)

I had haemorrhoids for five years and nothing gave me relief. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Deuteronomy named insanity as one of the many curses that God will inflict on those who do not obey him (along with haemorrhoids, the scab and the itch).13 Nebuchadnezzar II (King of Babylon 605562 BC) experienced an episode of insanity which lasted for seven years. ❋ Catharine Arnold (2008)

An interview dedicated solely to all the haemorrhoids that have started jutting out of her anus? ❋ Unknown (2008)

The only thing that is even mildly interesting in this 21st C. litigious sciamachy is: how often are haemorrhoids induced by an elbow in the breast? ❋ Unknown (2008)

The resulting distress included a crisis of faith, post traumatic stress and haemorrhoids, Ms Brown alleges. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Christ alone knows what Emma Watson and Johnny Borrell hit it off about – we're guessing it wasn't a mutual appreciation of each other's work, for the simple fact that Johnny Borrell is in Razorlight and they're about as easy to love as exploding haemorrhoids. ❋ Unknown (2008)

We had indigestion, heartburn, insomnia and haemorrhoids. ❋ Unknown (2006)