Handies

The authorities have advised Muscovites to turn off their cellphones during electrical storms - not a simple request in my experience, as many Muscovites won't even turn off their "handies" at the movies or the opera. ❋ Unknown (2009)

To understand the behavioral impact these 'handies,' as Germans call them, have on our lives today, just think about the sheer panic that ensues when a mobile phone is lost or stolen. ❋ Unknown (2010)

They can also tick off cultural eccentricities: the Germans eat hamburgers with knives and forks and call their cell phones "handies." ❋ Unknown (2008)

I called himz ‘Bonkers’ cuz him duzz teh hedbonks awn mah legzez an handies. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Purr-haps wit deh jazz handies and deh tippy tappy feets? ❋ Unknown (2008)

How you clap hands whenever anyone says “clap handies”, or when you get excited ❋ Unknown (2005)

"Dem itty wee pads are ze very tweetest handies in ze whole big world, isn't dey, you darling itty man." ❋ Unknown (1915)

He lifted one of her hands and said his Baby Girl would have to take better care of them because the cunnun 'little handies was getting all rough. ❋ Harry Leon Wilson (1903)

Around him are all manner of copper kitchen utensils, handies, or deckshies, kettles, frying-pans, and what not, and there are also on the ground some rings of kalai, commonly called tin; but pure tin is an expensive metal, and I do not think it is any part of the Kalai-wallah's care to see that you are not poisoned with lead. ❋ Edward Hamilton Aitken (1880)

"The panamaxes, the supramaxes and in particular the handies I think they will fare a lot better particularly in the second quarter which is the season where the grain trades pick up from South America etc - these are trades which are accommodated in the smaller sizes," he told Reuters. ❋ Krishna N Das (2011)

I have moe sounds on all my handies since I got ones with mp3 support. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Then, he pulled a Brian Griese (he of "I tripped over my dog" fame) and told the N.Y. Nazi Communists that his handies were all scwaped because he fall down go boom on the steps. ❋ Unknown (2010)

For me this began just two minutes after the final whistle, with despondent Lundoners in the street muttering into their handies about sensorily challenged linesmen, crap refereeing, and unforgivably bad playing by the England side. ❋ Unknown (2010)

[My girl] just [gave] me a [handy] ❋ Slithery Snake 123451 (2017)

" I was [on the rag] so I gave him a [handy] to [hold] him over" ❋ Aliberalgirl (2008)

I gave [my boyfriend] a handy and then had to [wash my hands] because there was [cum] on them. ❋ ; ) (2003)

[You’re] such a [handi]? [you’re] [pulling] a handi . ❋ Timothy Crude (2017)

[Bob's] little sister [Paula] was teasing me so much that I finally told her to either stop it or she'd have to give me a handie to take care of the arousal she caused. Being curious about what a handie was, she let me teach her how to do it. She even took her [top off] so I could cum on her developing breasts. A month later, a handie led to me cumming in her mouth. ❋ BRD (2004)

[Marsha] is [really good] [ay] giving handys. ❋ NIGGLET_MASTER_X (2008)

1)We were able to get three bars on the Handy when we took the u-bahn [Unter] dem Linden. 2)Vera asked me for a [Handie] before she went in to ask for a raise. She leaned her backend across the aisle and I was able to slap her waggle silly from the comfort of my own cubicle. 3)Before the big sales presentation, I asked Wendy for a handy, just to steady my nerves, but she would only give me [a bronski] and a hummer. 4)Sarah wore a handy into the office, and was ready for dictation with minimal fabric displacement. ❋ Pantaloon (2008)

[I like] [everything] she [cooks]. She is so handy. ❋ André Bretas (2005)

[Weinberg]: Yo did [she bitch] suck you off? Weinshel: [Nah son], she just gave me a handy and split. ❋ Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN (2005)

oh sally, i've got a [boner], [could you please] [help me out] and give me a handie. ❋ Sally (2003)