Now they're just emasculated desk jockeys getting hardons over Steve Jobs. iec ❋ Unknown (2010)
I know you all have hardons for another war and another 3000 dead soldiers, but you're not going to get it in Venezuela. ❋ Ann Althouse (2009)
You totally know the male sales clerk are wearing the robes they do to hide the raging hardons they get when talking lingerie to women of the unrelated kind. ❋ Ann Althouse (2009)
And, to be honest, the industry can’t be that concerned with what’s "cool", otherwise you would still be getting severe yet justified beatings in the army barracks instead of winging about wise men on a beach with hardons. ❋ Unknown (2008)
No one would dream of telling chucklehead TV blabbermouths sporting throbbing hardons about a semen-stained dress that they need to be “hosed down.” ❋ Unknown (2005)
Did Dr. Jamf extinguish only to zero-wait till the infant showed zero hardons in the presence of stimulus x, and then stop? ❋ Pynchon, Thomas (1978)
For some odd reason he finds himself with hardons right after study sessions. ❋ Pynchon, Thomas (1978)
It's so stimulative that everyone walks around with raging hardons ... even women. ❋ Unknown (2010)
The progressives will be tripping over their hardons to give her money. ❋ Unknown (2010)
Or perhaps we should take it out of the hides of the people who have such hardons for giving this money away. ❋ Unknown (2009)
Y'know, we're all for cute boys with great bodies waltzing across our TV screen in their underwear every chance they get (especially if those cute boys are prone to accidental hardons), but Gabriel might just be overdoing it a tad. ❋ Unknown (2009)
However, many concerned citizens without the personal experience or understanding of what hardons do worry at the idea of the large hardons being sucked deep into a black hole. ❋ Unknown (2009)
The device will push large, energised hardons through a ring repeatedly, faster and faster, as smoothly and tightly as possible, until they clash and spray matter in all directions. ❋ Unknown (2009)
The real panic won't set in until they are about to collide the large hardons. ❋ Unknown (2009)
And I know a lot of people have hardons over Penn State, but they're as good as their record. ❋ Unknown (2008)
I know this from a friend who works there and has seen the hardons collding with his own eyes. ❋ Unknown (2008)
3. The result — sleazebag upskirt photographers will all lose their hardons while editing the film, stopping the sick movement dead in its tracks. ❋ Unknown (2005)
Tell them that rhino horn and tiger penis *won’t* really give them hardons when they get older. ❋ Unknown (2006)
[the boy] announces [to the] [class] that he has a hardon. ❋ Holmes (2002)
Do you want to go to [Hardee's], [Barfy's], Pizza Slut, or [Taco Smell]? ❋ Andy1 (2005)
I have a [huge] hardon [right now].
He's really got a hardon for [that chick]. ❋ ThisIsAmir (2004)
1) "Well, first ya git 'er down on 'er hands and KNEES.... Then ya reach around and [grab a handful] o' BOOB... Then see if ya don't get a hardon !!!
2) "Yeah, I'm just [BitTorrenting] some more [John Holmes]..."
"Dude, I have a total hardon for what you're doing !!!!"
3) "Wow, that was a HARD hardon !!!!" ❋ Johnny Chingas (2008)
Scenario: In a [sleazy] bar, eg; chateaux 6, Havanas etc.
"That guy is like so [coming on to me]"
"I wouldn't go for it, he seems like such a [hardon]" ❋ Rachael Davies (2008)
Ever since That jerk from work [screwed] [your old] lady; You have had [one hell of a] hardon for them. ❋ Rmblnrd13 (2007)
I was [trying to] [act] [calm], but she gave me such a mental hardon ❋ Lord Buck (2009)
Before [Herby] could go down on [dotty], just the act of kissing her lower back caused him to vomit naked with a raging stiffy. She was left with [pink clit] for 24 hrs after his hurling hardon. ❋ Herbothy (2018)
That's [Sir] Harry Hardon [to you], [arse wipe]. ❋ De-pube (2020)
John wanted to make his [placid] cock look big for Sean, so he [played with] himself for a few hours and generated a [residual hardon]. ❋ Team Ferret (2020)
