Hitch Hikers

He turned out to be hitching home to Lithuania - had started this morning in Dover, got a ferry and by five o'clock was now just east of Brussels, which I bet is a real black hole for hitch-hikers. ❋ 50books_poc (2010)

I remember having a powerful fantasy that as an adult I'd be picking up hitch-hikers and telling the young people I picked up about the ways of the world. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Aren't airy dreamers like me supposed to be free-spirited hitch-hikers? ❋ Roger Weaver (2011)

It struck me how rare it is to see hitch-hikers these days. ❋ 50books_poc (2010)

We thought it might have been fun to drive it all around the country, picking up random hitch-hikers, seeing a whole elephant without moving our vehicle … but we decided in the end it would probably be best to get something more manageable, so the next morning, a nice little mini-van was delivered toour hotel. ❋ Unknown (2008)

They didn't exactly sweep rapidly and decisively through the population; it's most likely that they are neutral hitch-hikers that surfed the wave of human expansion. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Why do people consider picking up hitch-hikers to be dangerous? ❋ Unknown (2009)

Hitch-hiking, and picking up hitch-hikers, can be a way of breaking down that wall of isolation. ❋ Unknown (2009)

It was overcast that afternoon and for a split second in time me and Willie Beck were bygone hobos—hitch-hikers—without a thought of trying to flag down a ride. ❋ Jonathan Twingley (2009)

In short, if you can't write, you can't strangle hitch-hikers and you can't make lampshades out of human skin, go into politics. ❋ Juliette (2009)

The police issued a public warning to motorists not to pick up hitch-hikers and said the town center at Winnenden, a town of 27,000, had been sealed off. ❋ Unknown (2009)

In fact, hitch-hikers in my experience, have tended to be nice people — often worldly-wise, though maybe a little down on their luck. ❋ Unknown (2009)

My strong advice for the weekend: do not rob any stores guarded by wooden indian statues or run over any hitch-hikers... ❋ Adam Macqueen (2009)

There is the question of what to do with the inmates (all innocent little hitch-hikers who just happened to be going on holiday in Afghanistan and on the Afghanistan-Pakistan border, carrying arms, ammunition and explosives). ❋ Helen (2006)

On the six-lane highway that followed, hitch-hikers waited under the bridges and in the central reservation to catch a ride. ❋ Unknown (2007)

I often gave a ride to hitch-hikers; that is how I met a young man who in the half hour ride told me his story. ❋ Unknown (2007)

So if I generally stop to pick up hitch-hikers but one day there's a hitch-hiker who looks like a made axeman so I don't pick him up, he can sue me for having an implied contract with all hitch-hikers? ❋ Unknown (2004)

"He upper [decked] me, so I gave him a [hitch hiker]" "I woke up in the back seat to his girlfriend giving him road head... I didn't like the fact that was going on while I was sleeping in the back seat.. but I didn't want to be a cock blocker, so I quietly left a hitch hiker in his back seat as a friendly thank you." "She told my friend that she wanted to [have my babies], so I left a hitch hiker in her purse to make sure she wouldn't call me again." ❋ CaptainCheckAHoe (2010)

[That girl] [gave] me a hitch hiker, and i got [the best of both worlds]. ❋ Matt Gilberg (Dream Team (2005)

wow that fart [sounded] [funny mike] was that a hitch hiker oh yeah right next to the [nuts]. ❋ Kevon (2002)

I couldn't wait to get home to [give myself] a starnger, so I decided to give [my self] a [hitch-hiker]. ❋ Big Mac (2005)

Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to [hitch hike] to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war! Man2: [No excuses]! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the [armless Hitch hiker] for you... ❋ TaintedCheeks (2021)

"Sally sucked [my cock] last night and gave me the [ol'] Flemish hitch-hiker, my ass is still [sore]!" ❋ Cpt. Slappy (2009)

[Come] [sit] [over here] so i can give you a Lazy hitch hiker ❋ Dirtbiker1488 (2009)

Ryans:LOOOKIE who it is! It's dem damn bois! Cum on Gay Hitch Hiker lets make [dem bois] suck on dis caulk! Daly:[OK Sir] I'll git da camera! Ryans:Hey Todddlah! Hey [JerRed]! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis Caulk! ❋ Spazz13 (2004)

the pangalatic [gargle] [blaster] ❋ CaPTiaN TaCo (2005)

I'm not [picking up] that [lazy hitch hiker]. that guy is so lazy he can barely stick his [thumb out]. ❋ Sean The Buffalo (2010)