Hookie

Teabagger trash can just stick it up their hookie holes. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Do we suspend our system of justice, just because something gets up your hookie hole? ❋ Unknown (2010)

Teabagger repiggies march under the banner of the hairy scrotum, all the while they attempt to stick their crap up our hookie hole. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Just because Schlafly loves to give blow jobs and get it in the hookie hole … ❋ Unknown (2010)

There are days when the sun is shining and it might be more pleasurable to go out and play hookie, but you can't do that if you want to have a future. ❋ Simon McCormack (2011)

Sure, he's a fictional character that I idolized growing up who mastered the concept of playing hookie, but this movie shared the same theme song as the Twix commercials back in the late 80's, early 90's. ❋ Melissa (2009)

If Obama and the democrats decided to outlaw digital manipulation of the hookie hole, then Gingrich would be the first to digitally bugger himself, on camera and proudly. ❋ Unknown (2010)

The Ultimate Troll is now ready for the Jackass Cassell to finger his hookie hole. ❋ Unknown (2010)

The Klansman on the hunt for a doctor can take “pre-existing condition” and stick it up his hookie hole. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Jackson should take his testament, stick it up his hookie hole, and twist and shout. ❋ Unknown (2010)

What does Octuron do when he's playing hookie from making movies? ❋ Frankwu (2008)

The hookie thing on top looks like he's wearing a fez! ❋ Frankwu (2008)

Intrigued by a Don Draper who is suddenly more interested in building a business than playing hookie at French films, Cooper tells him, appraisingly: "I'm not sure you have the stomach for the realities." ❋ Unknown (2009)

He was NOT playing hookie to go of on pleasure golfing trips, or spending time on his side businesses or hobbies. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I'm playing hookie from church, but spent a fine morning reading God's Word on the front porch with my hot coffee on the side. ❋ Gumbo Lily (2009)

I am worn out from the madness of my life- so today I played hookie. ❋ Zombie Mom (2009)

Dude, [the money's] great at my new job. But I had to [play hookie] from work today because I needed [the nookie]. ❋ Turfbag (2008)

what [flavour] are chris' [hookies]? ❋ Biochem (2006)

"I [got some] hookie watches if your [interested]" ❋ Shane Smith (2005)

All John does is [play hooky] from school and [stay home] & do [drugs]. ❋ IllEATurHARTout (2004)

"I got this [hooky] dvd player from a guy down [the Winchester]." "He's got a bootload of hooky [D&G] bags from the continent." "Is this stuff hooky?" "Steer clear, mate. Sounds hooky to me." ❋ Mondo Kane (2004)

[Huck], [let's play] hooky and go [fishing]. ❋ T-Dog Jenkins (2005)

1: Fuck school, [Fuck homework]!, i going to [play hooky] 2: Dude! is that a [hooky] phone?! 3: Sorry i was late, i was in a bit of a hooky ❋ Your Best Idiot (2010)

new rides [hooky]. or got me new phone [on the hook]. hook us some [crank] man? ❋ Future History (2005)

[Hooky] is a grumpy [sod], but a fantastic [bass player]. ❋ C. H. (2005)

[I like] to [play hooky]. ❋ Boaz274 (2017)