Hoom

But presently they heard a voice calling hoom-hom, hoom-hom; and there came Treebeard striding down the path to greet them with Quickbeam at his side. ❋ Tolkien, J. R. R. (1954)

Happitayl Burfday to DaKat, fsm, and ebbreewun else to hoom it applies. ❋ Unknown (2010)

And Teho, and ittehbittehkitteh IBK, and Stend. . . and awl teh otters hoom we miss. ❋ Unknown (2009)

June 23, 2009 at 1:54 am ah flyin schmoo az liddle possum-mom scampers orf. iffin yew haz scene mai summer-sunshine, pleaz tew bii direktin it bak hoom. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Purhaps owr cween haz an ebil alter-ego, hoo haz nebber shown hur fayse publiklee, but hoom we can nao infur eggzists? ❋ Unknown (2009)

Teh original Gremlin kitteh frum hoom I took mah online naym wuz a hyooj orinj boi. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Ai veri mush agrii….ai juss gotz hoom frum firs dai bak, lukli tehy dedent gib uz homerwerk ❋ Unknown (2009)

Happitayl Burfday to all thoz to hoom it applies — an a Bery Merry Unburfday to ebbreewun else! ❋ Unknown (2009)

I know D. was the one with the original idea of the bonsai Ent. A teeny little Ent. wandering around your apartment and saying "Hooroom hoom" in a squeaky little voice. ❋ Ana-ng (2009)

I yam also an orinj kitteh, naymed in honor of mah beeg orinj but nawt poysun boi hoom I luvvd. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Ai gotz a fren der an her sez takes an emptee boxes, an letz noo feen fetch it hoom fur ewe fulla sooveeneeraz! ❋ Unknown (2009)

When ai go to teh nursuree and buy plants, ai haz a talk wif dem on teh way hoom … dat iffen dey want to live, it iz up to dem … ai am the plant-kiss-o-deth. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Aye gotz hoom frum werk adn tuk ur prezzinks tu teh partii furr u. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Yiss, Ai had 2 chekk teh profiel 2 see hoo wuz hoo oar shud dat be hoom? ❋ Unknown (2008)

Mien sat op awl wun nite abter stichin mah googie bakc tugether, hymn wuz frayd sheed bii skared nawt at hoom… noa Aye knead teh hanky…durn it. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Haz onlii bin hoom frum werk fur haba our, pooh… wanna plai hear. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Sumfing abowt himz remaindz mee ob sum1 elce, butt Ai cannut figger owt waht xctly it iz oar hoom it iz. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Aye comz hoom frum lawng dai atz werk wif ah sad cawz Aye noed Aye mist teh partii, adn cud onlii moast hoepz fur maelted isykreeme, maibii…dn U haz maed ah FEAST! ❋ Unknown (2008)

Kuz heer amung dese lubbin peeps derz wun hoom in r hartz wii keipz ❋ Unknown (2008)

Wuz at teh hoom ob George Wirth.. nao hymn iz teh moas amazin moosishian. ❋ Unknown (2008)

Oh man, her hoom is [droopy] [as hell]. Looks like [sleeve of wizard]. ❋ Pete Crawford (2007)

[Run] before that hooms does you [in the butt]! ❋ Kamran H (2007)

She's my best friend, my hoome, [pour] [vrai] ("for real" in French). Me and my hoome are [going to IHOP], P.V.! (P.V. stands for "pour vrai") ❋ MissMarTePants (2008)

I'm hoomed on this [cherry juice] [right now]. I'm hoomed on [pills]. ❋ Adslegend (2015)

If [you don't] [get me] a drink then I'll [hoom] at you! ❋ Jazza (2003)

[I just] [ate] a [cock], no hoom ❋ Leb From H1 (2011)

Look at the writing in this new one man play about a [homo's] [traverse] in life. I think the writer has dyslexia... He's a [hoom] then. ❋ Rhompy (2010)

Hey hooms, [thanks] for [washing the dishes] [today]. ❋ Pedro's Owner (2012)

1) You're looking pretty hoomed out [right now]. 2) I want [nothing to do] with your hoomed out [tendencies]. ❋ Slangmaster123 (2007)

Bro! [You’re] my [favourite] [hoom] ❋ (2020)