Horniness

Even the editors of Playboy and Penthouse maintain intellectual pretensions, but the single-minded pursuit of horniness is the Maxim editors 'most striking trait. ❋ Unknown (2003)

Which would explain my "horniness" for the hot blonde. ❋ Unclebob (2001)

And if they are not enured with loyalty and applauded with determination we are also compelled to remember that they are not distinctly Canadian, that they are without the endearing homeliness and horniness which is achieved only through the academic effort and that they are without the zest and freshness most appealing to you and, above allnational. ❋ Unknown (1932)

Outside the porn world, new moms aren't exactly famous for their horniness, so the set up makes me laugh a little bit. ❋ CCE Meredith Fein Lichtenberg (2011)

When asked to rate her horniness on a scale of 1-10, she gave herself a 9.8. ❋ The Huffington Post News Editors (2010)

After a dramatic opening, a counsellor advises them to be prepared for the emotional rollercoaster of an adrenaline rush, horniness, then depression, but Stuart is determined to be "master of my own biology". ❋ Unknown (2011)

He thinks it's one of his finer traits, along with his unbridled venality and the horniness of ❋ Unknown (2010)

Ask a spaniard wanting to “take the bus” (coger el bus) in Latin America, and people laughing at him because of his apparent horniness towards public transport … ❋ Unknown (2009)

Thirlwell regrets that few writers nowadays, particularly in Britain, seem prepared to risk exhibiting the sheer horniness of a John Updike or a Philip Roth. ❋ Susanna Rustin (2010)

When reading of the challenges her characters go through -- romance, self-doubt, guilt, self-gratification, straight-up horniness -- it is always relatable. ❋ Marlynn Snyder (2011)

McQueen assumed it was just an exaggerated form of promiscuity, the state of perpetual horniness in which most men find themselves in their teens and 20s -- at worst, a lapse of self-control as opposed to a life-destroying compulsion. ❋ Marshall Fine (2011)

[I am] in [the state] of horniness. ❋ SanctusDivinias (2006)

Omg did you see Brandons [mom]??? I have a great [feeling] of horniness [right now] ❋ Im A Pancake (2022)

Just remember to [clear] your [history]. [Horny bastard]. ❋ Jesuswhyiseverythingalreadytak (2020)

"[I'm horny], so I'm just going to look up a bunch of [vulgar] [shit on] Urban Dictionary." ❋ L0$3R (2020)

The only reason you searched up horny on urban dictionary is to read the [erotic] definitons so you can either [fap] or [finger] yourself to it. :) ❋ An Anonymous Girl_ZaX (2017)

"[Hey] [Richard], [Joseph] got Horny" ❋ ManueleBonjele (2020)

"[I'm horny]." "Really???" "Yup, I have six [horns]. [Horniest] member of my Dragon Club." ❋ TheRogueToast (2018)

You watch him walk in with a bulge in his pants. You rip off his shirt as he unbuttons your blouse and you slowly rub your clothed pussy against his erected boner. You tease him and [dry fuck] him as you devilishly look him in the eye. He grabs you and slams you against the bed licking his lips and gets on top of you. He unbuttons his boxers revealing his 9" monster cock. You grab onto his shoulders and he makes out with you. His dick strokes your cunt and your tongue explores his whole mouth. Your wet pussy intensifies and you suddenly grow so horny you [flip him over] suddenly. You hop onto his dick and ride it like a cow girl. You move forwards and backwards up and down and [bob up] and down while he holds your hips. He then throws you back onto the bed so your back arches against the edge and he penetrates your [slippery pussy] as he bites your tits. You grab onto his shoulder blades as he fucks you deeper and deeper. Man that made me horny.. ❋ The Neighbourhood Bicycle (2017)

He was so deep inside me, stretching me out in the best possible ways, I was almost afraid he’d get stuck. He buried his nose in my hair and groaned. All the while, my hips kept moving on their own. Swaying, my pussy tightening, massaging every inch as my body begged him to cum inside me. His cock [twitched] with every shot, filling my insides with heat and liquid madness. My mind threatening to [blank out] as he shuddered out every single drop he had to offer. When he was done, he [stepped back] with a sigh. I wanted to beg him to stay, and I whimpered as his cock slid out of me, releasing the mess we’ve made to slide down my thighs. He slapped my ass, then I heard him walk away into the dark station. A train [rumbled] into the station. I pulled up my pants, my heart refusing to quiet down, and sat down on a bench. There was no one else on the late-night train, and so I slid down my pants and [scooped up] what the stranger had left behind. I sucked my fingers clean. now thats horny. ❋ Sugar Babie (2020)

One day, I was incredibly horny. My pussy was throbbing and soaking through my thong. Fortunately, it was the weekend and my family was gone. I went to the bathroom and went into the bathtub that just got filled up. I rubbed my clit in quick motions (back and forth, back and forth) and wanted more. I got the adjustable [shower head] and put it right above my [throbbing clit]. The warm water was pounding on me, and God did it feel good. I sat onto [the perimeter] on the bathtub and let it [pour on] my clit. I was moaning and groaning and feel like I was gonna explode. "More," I thought. "I want so much more fucking more." I dug two fingers into [my hole], moaning and jerking my body. I pushed them in slowly, then pushed hard to get it to touch the G-spot. I pulled out slow this time, and pushed in hard. I did this continuously, until I needed to do it harder and faster. I could feel my pussy pulse around my fingers, and I was just about to orgasm, but I stopped. I got out of the tub and ran into my room. I looked through my drawers and got my 10 inch vibrator. Then, I quickly walked backed into the bathtub. In a slow motion, I took [the vibrator] into my hole. I did not jerk it in out or side to side. I just let it touch my G-spot, and I moaned and groaned and began to orgasm. Soon, I picked up the pace. I jerked the vibrator in all sorts of positions and I was shaking with pleasure. With a mighty orgasm, I squirted--far. It was the best orgasm I've ever had. ❋ TheSquirter (2012)