Huffer

Sprinting across the flight deck to Tomcat 202, Batman and Malibu saw that Chief Leyden already had the aircraft hooked up to external power cables and the "huffer," a small tractor that injected air through a hose directly into each engine's turbine fast enough to allow the engine to run on its own. ❋ Douglass, Keith (1994)

I've been entertained for years by such wonderful characters as Cristy, the alcoholic/meth head/stripper/conspiracy theorist; Chad, the cyclist that turned to crack after getting kicked off the Olympic cycling team for calling Lance Armstong "a doughboy"; and, perhaps my favorite, Allison, the computer duster huffer who's also apparently a big fan of Katrina and The Waves. ❋ Mike Gellman (2010)

September 3rd, 2009 4: 50 pm ET sure, sounds like a great plan by the head jenkem huffer. the gov't has ruined EVERYTHING they've got their greasy hands on ... healthcare will be no different .... ❋ Unknown (2009)

Look who came up with it. the original paint huffer, fake dr. khunt and his socialized college education ❋ Unknown (2010)

More traditional addictions are portrayed on the show, like that of the huffer Theresa, a 44-year-old mother who stashes plastic bottles of gasoline around her house and puts her nose to them 120 times a day. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Rosie has a big mouth, but who would have thought she would be a huffer too? ❋ Unknown (2007)

And speaking of patterns, the Columbus Day Storm we had here, about 35 years ago (can't remember what year) was much worse than this little huffer we just had. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Samson is a huffer (a kid addicted to breathing in toxic fumes from paint or gasoline or anything else that can get you high); he's got a brother in a band who plays the same damn song with his mates over and over again. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Dey nebber showed a kitteh huffer gettin strayt b4. ❋ Unknown (2008)

After all, what's the point of having a malicious and destructive master plan when some manure huffer with chromosomal damage let's one slip in public. ❋ Lindsay Stewart (2008)

How I didn't become some sort of huffer, I'll never know! ❋ Unknown (2005)

"Look at that [zombie] motherfucker over there with [paint] on his face. Must be a [low-life] huffer." ❋ Yukoncornelius (2003)

My [nose] was too [stuffed up] to [snort] a line, so I had to do a huffer ❋ FRsKy (2009)

[Jordan] is a total huffer, he wouldn't leave [Steve's] [nuts] alone man. ❋ Jim (2003)

[That Jack] is [a fucking] [suck] huffer ❋ Leroy (2003)

God [Dod] [your such a] huffer[haha] you huffer ❋ Kung Fu Mowgli (2008)

"[Wreckage] is a [total] [queer] huffer." ❋ Sweet Emotion (2003)

If your a [complete dick], then [chances] are you have some Hufferisms [in you]. ❋ Skeeter Holliday (2009)

- Safazi want to [go play] Huffers. - Sure [Bman] lets [gooooooo]. ❋ Bman1562 (2018)

[What a] [huffer] ❋ Thegroto (2016)

"Hi, I'm E. Feet Liberal and I care about important things. That's why I rely on 'The Huffington Post' to keep me up to date with: --politically incorrect words/ideas that have been newly banned by the intellectually enlightened --inane progressive ideology --the latest DNC talking points --cheap shots aimed at anyone and anything to the right of [Noam Chomsky] and glowing reports about how President Obama is so totally awesome! When common sense and reality threaten to burst my rose colored, progressive bubble, I gain solace from being a Huffer. Reading the anti-American opinions, half-truths and cherry-picked facts reassures me that my hysterical hand [wringing], misplaced activism, and blogging about the same, is a wise life's devotion. Amazingly though, there are people who post disagreements with my utopian worldview. They have humbly suggested that my advocacy has no lasting spiritual value--that it's all just wood, hay and stubble. Can you imagine that? [For Pete's sake], I'm trying to save the planet from the evils of free market economics! Don't worry though, during these comment exchanges I call upon my academic background, and 'rhetorical kung-fu' skills, to provide a reasoned and enlightened response. First, I stereotype the dissenters as 'typical conservative, racist, sexist, bigot, [Freeper], Zionist, homophobe, inbred, Fox News, [wing nut], hate mongers.' Then, building on that foundation, I am able to summarily dismiss everything that the dissenters have to say because (obviously) anyone who holds a differing opinion from a Huffer is mentally ill. (Too bad Amerika doesn't have those wonderful psychiatric hospitals and [re-education camps] like China and Russia. I used to love [going to camp]). If the unenlightened still refuse to conform to my point of view, or try to cloud the issue with FACTS, I appeal to my fellow libtard posters for backup. Via a democratic consensus, the enlightened among us organize into a grassroots [cybermob] and bully the dissenters with every ad hominem available (so be forewarned you inbred, fascist scum)! Obviously this kind of reaction is a responsible use of power, and we [Huffers] make a difference every day in the all important blogosphere. (Because mean people suck, and their free expression is not welcomed on the World Wide Web). As a Huffer, I am continually working to create a better world. Will you help me in my efforts to [quash] wrong speech, wrong thoughts, wrong ideology, wrong curriculum, wrong rights and wrong freedoms? (The Bill of Rights is so problematic at times and should be [disallowed] in red states because it is an obstacle to socially responsible progress). (Takes bong hit) [Power to the people] baby!" ❋ (I Am) John Doe (2009)