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An 'she still a hollerin' at that thar libral-edjucated boy that got in her daughters knickers ... that boy in a heap o 'trouble ifn he comes sniffin' around the First trailer agin. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Sew — ifn dey can hazza ty, dew dey gitz 2 goe 2 teh Tybooteek? ❋ Unknown (2010)

Aifinkso iz lyke tu hab anudder chokklit martoonie soze ai wontz care ifn mai naem turnz bloo….wich it iz fer nao – berry weeeeird! ❋ Unknown (2010)

Arown heer, ifn yoo go to Mexykin eetin playse awn ur birfingday, dey mayk yoo ware teh sombrero. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Alrite frenz, I been kleenin howse awl afturnoon, so ifn yoo wanna bisit me an teh girlees, get heer wifakwikness – befoar it gets dirtee agin! ❋ Unknown (2010)

June 8, 2010 at 3:11 pm ooops – dinna sea yer comment sweepie – sorry ifn i cauzed any pandamonee yum ❋ Unknown (2010)

Wondur ifn teh werd haz gottid owt abowt my place… ❋ Unknown (2010)

Kerful — doan b fillinz owt teh partz watt askiz ifn U haz ennyfing shynee oar wurf lawtsa dollerz… ❋ Unknown (2010)

June 10, 2010 at 1:51 pm ifn u maks me bejitaryan by dai, u runs risk ov me bcumin hoomanitaryan by nite. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I donut kno abowt ennywun eles heer, butt I kno iz best ifn I keep ME cuvverd! ❋ Unknown (2010)

Teh funny fing iz dat a man stopped an axked hur ifn hur needid halp. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I sposes that ifn you gotted more garbanzos, teh atmosphere in teh ofiiss mite get a liddlol explosive. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Ai lukked owt wun moarning, an saw dat a poor littol skwirrl had gottid wejd rite daon at teh bottum ob teh ‘V’ teh poels maed, an wuz ded Ai nawt noes ifn it wuz kwik o pls CC, oar if teh poor littol skwirrl suffurd a lawng tiem wif noe halps. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Arownd heer ifn teh kittehs go owt at nite the fings dat go nom inda nite mite nom teh kitteh! ❋ Unknown (2010)

Moast importintlee, ifn kittehs lub yoo, den yoo KNO it! ❋ Unknown (2010)

Oanle ifn dey putted teh bag awn himz nawt-sekkund… ❋ Unknown (2010)

April 1, 2010 at 5:40 pm ifn u come back to Dallas, then we can meetid! ❋ Unknown (2010)

April 4, 2010 at 8:26 am ifn dey troolee apresheyate yu, den dats definitely a gud fing aifinkso an obernite stai sownds lyk a gud ider – we donut want yu tu be wayking up in a dich after a nap on teh rode! ❋ Unknown (2010)

Kittehs nawt kare ifn yoo eets choklit isee creem foar dinnur. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Teh funnyest fing iz dat him iz sew sillee ennyway dat wii cud nawt tell ifn him wuz still “loopy” aftur teh surjeree! ❋ Unknown (2010)

"[Ifn] you want, we can [hang out] [Friday]." ❋ Hall Monitor Suze (2005)