Improbity

It had a peculiar sensitivity to certain stimuli, and he felt a sensation in its roots whenever he encountered prevarication, deception, or any degree of improbity. ❋ Braun, Lilian Jackson (1992)

We are pressed by our very nature into the service of virtue; our souls are up in arms against vice and improbity, and thus we receive lasting impressions, which, when our hearts are not very corrupt, must forever after have a favourable influence on our moral conduct. ❋ Unknown (N/A)

Howat was hot and cold, and possessed by a subtle sense of improbity, a feeling resembling that of a doubtful advance through the dark, for a questionable end. ❋ Joseph Hergesheimer (1917)

Persons generally who were under no incapacity could make a will; those prohibited were such as had some defect of status, some vice or defect of mind, or even some sufficient defect of body, and those guilty of crime or improbity. ❋ 1840-1916 (1913)

On the part of those on whom they operate, they are indicative either of improbity or intellectual weakness, or of a contempt for the understanding of those on whose minds they are indicative of intellectual weakness; and on the part of those in and by whom they are pretended to operate, they are indicative of improbity, viz., in the shape of insincerity. ❋ Unknown (1909)

"Beelzebub" had been floundering in the sea of improbity, holding by a slender life-line to the respectable world that had cast him overboard. ❋ Unknown (1904)

Yet here too there is the stain of intellectual improbity, and it is perhaps all the more mischievous for being partly hidden under the mien of spiritual exaltation. ❋ John Morley (1880)

Apart, however, from the immorality of such reasoned hypocrisy, which no man with a particle of honesty will attempt to blink, there is the intellectual improbity which it brings in its train, the infidelity to truth, the disloyalty to one's own intelligence. ❋ John Morley (1880)

Briefly, in this man of culture and refinement, in whose own mysterious life one might perhaps have found various crimes but not a single act of base improbity, one could divine an implacable, obstinate theoretician, who was resolved to set the world ablaze for the triumph of his ideas. ❋ ��mile Zola (1871)

Would there be some fatal weakness, some insidious improbity, in the nature of those descending from Roland Sefton? ❋ Hesba Stretton (1871)

The supreme judge in Christendom had for six years trifled with justice, out of fear of an earthly prince; he concluded these years with uniting the extreme of folly with the extreme of improbity, and pronounced a sentence, willingly or unwillingly, which he had acknowledged to be unjust. ❋ James Anthony Froude (1856)

But whoever has witnessed the extreme carelessness, not to say improbity, of some of the readers admitted into the public continental libraries, who scruple not to soil, spoil, and even purloin the most precious and rare volumes, feels easily reconciled to the _anathema maranatha_ of the ninth and tenth centuries. ❋ Various (1852)

Constitution, commerce, or toleration, I will suppose this man to have added much private improbity to public crimes; that his probity was like his patriotism, and his honor on a level with his oath. ❋ Unknown (1852)

If he can then defy the allurements of cupidity sensuality and ambition, the laugh of fools, the arts of parasites, and the contagion of improbity; then indeed, may he hope, ❋ Unknown (1832)

Congress does not have to sit by and accept the risk of operations thwarted by local and state improbity. ❋ Christine (2010)

More privately he admitted that the substance and the shadow of improbity were the same. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Now it is not merely the moral improbity of these cases which revolts us -- the improbity of making in solemn form a number of false statements for the sake of earning a livelihood; of saying in order to get money or social position that you accept a number of propositions which in fact you utterly reject; of declaring expressly that you trust you are inwardly moved to take upon you this office and ministration by the Holy Ghost, when the real motive is a desire not to miss the chance of making something out of the Earl of Bute. ❋ John Morley (1880)

An improbement, I'm sure. Even though it is not [grammatically] correct, [the speaker] is saying "I'm a [sucky] loser". ❋ Calathar (2004)

[hank]: killing people improbability drive: is [activated] hank: [yo wtf] ❋ Hehe I Cheated (2021)

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person 1: "hey man, you were gone for [a while] yesterday, what happened?" person 2: "don't [worry], i just pulled an [improbable destructor]" person 1: "that is BOSS, dude" ❋ Lukaa (2021)

"Tom and I are are pulling another mission improbable at [3am] this saturday to steal all the toilet paper from [the dorm] [halls]." ❋ Halonistic (2012)

"[Wow], the Infinite Improbability Drive is really [friggin'] [fast]." ❋ Kantankerous (2008)

These Infinite Improbability English messages along the intended word: The color is called period red. (Persian) Dick is coming in my vulva. (Volvo) I left your shit in the bathroom. (Shirt) I have a bad case of the [manboobs]. ([Monday's]) Did you get the [kinky fuck] tickets? (Linkin Park) Sorry Ma, I just came out of the closet. (Clinic) I killed her in the woods outside her house then left. (Kissed) ❋ NutellaBear (2016)

Never knowing where we're going, we can never go [astray] pretty much [sums] up the whole [concept] of Climbing Mount Improbable. ❋ Annelisefrench (2010)

Stacy: I'm just looking for a [genuine guy] who isn't [superficial], likes me for my personality, is reserved and is hot Jenny: You're looking for an [improbability] ❋ ZEutect (2021)

I went through twelve feet of toilet paper to wipe off the [improbable dollop] but it would not [diminish] in [consistency]. ❋ ThatWVGuy (2017)