She shows up when she wants, her book is nothing but a vindictive lashback at everyone she ever perceived 'hurt' her, she poses for pictures then calls the same pictures 'sexist' ... how long does the list of faux pas, bloopers, and innuendoes have to get before this person is revealed as the self-centered person she really is? ❋ Unknown (2009)
One particular scene in which the pussy-fixated Mrs Slocombe and the camp Mr Humphries exchange their familiar English innuendoes in German has a surreal madness. ❋ Unknown (2011)
As John noted, both networks '"journalists" used the rallies as an occasion for childish sexual innuendoes -- in the case of MSNBC, the same obscene teabag "joke" was repeated 51 times in a 13-minute segment. ❋ Unknown (2009)
At this point in the political game, they are masters of lies, innuendoes, do nothings, name calling, incites of all varieties, but my favorite "The Party Of NO". ❋ Unknown (2009)
Rumors and innuendoes fill the first half of the book then the story rolls faster as accusations begin the ultimate downhill spiral. ❋ ____Maggie (2009)
In Italy, where for years Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has regularly made sexual innuendoes and jokes, the premier's recent trial on charges of paying an underage girl for sex—charges he denies—has prompted women's groups to protest what they call the male establishment's demeaning attitude toward women. ❋ Santiago Perez (2011)
Over the last few days they have run a co-ordinated campaign of smears and innuendoes almost Goebbelsian in its mendacity against Carwyn Jones. ❋ Unknown (2009)
Jones on the new Two and a Half Men 4. Men is notorious for its racy jokes and sexual innuendoes, but Jones has never asked his castmates or producers to explain the adult humor to him — even if they wanted to. ❋ Unknown (2011)
Mr Hamilton has also reportedly made passes and sexual innuendoes towards two boys ages 13 and ❋ Unknown (2010)
Baldanza says very little of his personality is part of the brand and image of Spirit, a private airline known for loud ad campaigns with sexual innuendoes, ads in passenger cabins and on flight attendants 'aprons, and, most of all, very cheap airfares. ❋ Unknown (2009)
What I haven't seen reported amid all the innuendoes is this important line in the fine print of the news release about the condoms: "Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction are a novelty product and may not be suitable as a contraceptive or barrier against sexually transmitted diseases." ❋ Autumn Brewington (2011)
Where do these braindead, on-the-gov't payroll thieves, domestic terrorists, good for nothing spreaders of lies, fears, and innuendoes find the time AND money for this tripe, but can't seem to lift a finger to help anyone BUT themselves and their cronies? harold ❋ Unknown (2010)
Fox is part of the republican party and will lie or use things they have not paid for or got permission to use to further their lies and innuendoes. ❋ Unknown (2010)
The comments by the woman and her friend in an exchange below one photograph suggested how casually the picture was treated, including jokes and sexual innuendoes. ❋ Unknown (2010)
Mother shushed him, wanting to hear a stream of innuendoes Paul Lynde was spinning onHollywood Squares. ❋ Michael Larkin (2010)
Matty has a habit of sending Rosa messages filled with sexual innuendoes. ❋ Unknown (2010)
Both the Israeli army and Palestinian officials condemned Aberjil over the photographs -- one of which was accompanied by an exchange with a friend including jokes and sexual innuendoes. ❋ Unknown (2010)
George: "And I'm good at banging. My [peg's] hard isn't it [Zippy]?"
Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
Geoffrey: "Let's get back to [Bungle's] [twanger]."
Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our [twangers] couldn't we?"
Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."
Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on
everybody get your instruments out."
Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm [twanging] away?"
Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you
like to play with my [maracas]?"
Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."
Zippy: "I've got a big red one."
George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."
-example from an old kids show Rainbow ❋ Let's Play With Out Balls N Twangers (2005)
[urban dictionary] is [built] on innuendoes. ❋ TheWhiteBowser (2016)
We were innuendoing [on the phone] [all night]. ❋ SaucyArtist (2016)
Some luscious examples of innuendo-
Q: "What's brown, oval, hairy, delicious, and contains a thin, whitish liquid? It begins with 'c' and ends with 't'."
A: "[Cocoanut]"
Q: "What does a cow have that a woman has only two of?"
A: "Legs"
Q: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?"
A: "Shake hands"
Q: "This thing is long, thin, has a collection of [bristles] on one end, is enjoyed by both sexes, and is inserted into a warm, wet [orface]. When it's removed, the cavity that it was placed into is filled with a thick, white liquid. What is it?"
A: "Your toothbrush"
"I'm a pianist. I love to play with my organ, too."
"The meeting just started. Are you coming?"
"I have to pick up prescriptions for the kids. I need [MYCOXAFLOPPIN], MYDIXADRUPIN, DIXAFIX, and IBEPOKIN."
-"What type of whale was Moby Dick?"
-"Um... a semen whale"
-"... (snickering)"
-"Don't you mean [sperm whale]?"
"What I hate about cleaning (replace the word 'cleaning' with the word 'sex') is that I'm never sure where to put it. I have to find a place where it looks nice. And I also have to get down on my knees and go where it smells bad."
"'Pet My Pussy Barbie' comes with her cat and everything you see here."
And so the town cheered as the girl stuck [the oil drill] into the crevice. ❋ Lorelili (2005)
[The foundation] of [urban slang] rests on the [pillars] of innuendo-laced phrases most of which were invented by the lower class of society. ❋ Doodievomit (2003)
-Can I have an [example] of [innuendo]?
-In YOUR [endo]. ❋ Atlas50 (2011)
" You are very [innuendoic] today, maybe you should go back [to bed], it could be [contagious]." ❋ Willowrayne (2010)
Mike:"Hey did you hear that new song by [Queen]?"
Harry:"Yeah, [it was on] [the album] Innuendo, wasn't it?"
Mike:"Is there any other album but Innuendo?" ❋ Fmercuryforever (2010)
Ex: Fan 1: OMG! Louis was singing and Harry just walked over to him and showed his microphone right in front of Louis' face!!! Louis turned around and I think I heard him say: "Later!" What the fuck does that mean?
Fan 2: Hahaha doing innuendo. Little [Harry's] being a [horny ass] again!
Fan 1: Dude, Harry's not gay. He likes girls.
Fan 2: You must be new. He's been taking it up in the ass all along and he loves dicks. [Okay bye]! ❋ Quirkehcurlehboo (2013)
Jim : 'it's hard to beat [the elite] four in pokemon'
Andy : [hehe] 'hard'
[innuendo] ❋ Ghostzie (2010)
