Internets

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Something President Push hears rumors on. It is suspected that these internets are hidden from the rest of the world, cause we can only find one so far. Urban Dictionary

George W Bush's name for the internet. It's mentioned in one of the other definitions on this page that his usage is correct. This is purely accidental. Coming from someone who was frighteningly intelligent and a brilliant orator, one might be tempted to give him the benefit of the doubt. But coming from someone who is profoundly unable to form sentences, say 'nuclear', ride bikes, ride Segways or eat pretzels, it's safe to assume that this is just another in a long line of oratorical train wrecks for poor old Bush Jr. Urban Dictionary

A term used by George W. Bush when he actually had meant to say "Internet": While it's true that there exists an Internet2, there is no plausible reason to believe that Bush was referring to it, because I have no reason to believe that he is sufficiently technologically literate to be aware of its accidents and (more importantly), Internet2 is used solely as a network with which academic institutions transfer files at extremely high speeds and would therefore not have information about Bush's alleged millitary service foul play. Urban Dictionary

The currency used on the internets. Urban Dictionary

See: serious business Urban Dictionary

It's a series of tubes. Urban Dictionary

Somthing that the average joe will never know of. Used only by the secret service and its commanders, the Internets is a top secret way of transfering information around the globe at the speed of light. George W. Bush thought of the idea after consuming a high amount of Coke and Pepsi together, while watching porn on the "Internet" Urban Dictionary

A web site mocking President Bush's gaffe in a CNBC interview, calling Google, "the Google". In the 2000 Presidential Primary debates he refers to the Internet as "Internets" saying, "There's rumors on the Internets" in response to a question. Video here: youtube.com/watch?v=fezjR zAWa2Q. The web site is: thegoogleontheinternets.com. "I use the Google to pull up maps. I like see the ranch" -George W. Bush. Urban Dictionary

"Internets" is an expression, written in September 1999 inside of the 'Metro' newspaper (published in Czech Republic), by Věra Pohlová. She said "Tyhle aféry každého jenom otravují. Já bych všechny ty internety a počítače zakázala." ("These affair only bother everyone. I would disallow all those internets and computers.") as an opinion on an affair, about leaking private data from the 'Česká spořitelna' bank trough an internet. Urban Dictionary

The possessive form of the word internet; An internet that appears to belong to an individual. Urban Dictionary

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The word "internets" in example sentences

But the truth is Richard Reid and Umar Farouk nothing more than, too put it in internets speak, successful trolls. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Soft cheese making, from what I gleaned from the internets, is a simple process involving heating milk with some sort of acid (buttermilk, vinegar, lemon juice) until the curds separate from the whey. ❋ Sarah Lenz (2009)

Bozo The Neoclown says: oohhh lookie, fake “dr” Kunt, the one who pretends to be a doctor on the internets is calling us losers. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Does anyone out there in internets land know any good resources for me regarding Somali teens (particularly girls)? ❋ Lyda222 (2009)

The conservative internets is being flooded with the tales of the rich blood sucking socialist government scum stealing their money. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I wasn't going to post a MindTrap Friday this week seeing as though the internets is so damn slow and most likely we'll only have 2 or three players (and readers), but I decided in a drunken stupor last night that I should reward your faithfulness by putting up a MindTrap as my way of saying thanks: Thanks for ignoring your family, friends and work in order to read Mitchieville. ❋ Unknown (2008)

This series of tubes we call the internets is sumpin 'else, huh? ❋ Unknown (2009)

You know, the internets is good about showing people getting hit in the nuts. ❋ Unknown (2007)

Of course, the DVDs are barely available and cost both legs and an arm, stealing it off the internets is naughty and anyway takes too long, Netflix doesn't have the first season, and it's been off the air since 20034. ❋ Beatriceeagle (2007)

It should be pointed out, too, that I stole this idea from the overlord, Warren Ellis and his “them internets is made of people” stunt that he pulls periodically. ❋ Unknown (2005)

Elsewhere on this series of tubes we call the internets: as I suspected I would, I got rid of Tweetboard because that red tab was too annoying for something no one ever used. ❋ Unknown (2009)

With Valentine’s Day just five days away, the internets is all about cookies and sweets this week! ❋ Unknown (2010)

… and then they go into their time machine, and go back in time to make the same points in the past just so those troublesome lefties will think some random blowhard on the internets is copying them - the cheeky scamps! ❋ Unknown (2010)

TUT’s a phony … talking tough on the internets is one thing, but actually lacing up his marching boots is way difficult a task for someone like TUT to master. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Just because you have a Twitter account and a person on them internets is telling you that the plastic bit fell off of their whatever doesn't mean that everyone A) does it or B) is using this as a new vanguard in communication glory. ❋ Ed Zitron (2010)

But, when you are ready to do it, the internets will be here to listen and help you through the transition. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Via Ben Smith, it seems that the internets are a-buzz today because of Fox News Channel's decision to not carry this ad from VoteVets, which "seeks to make the familiar case that climate legislation would have national security benefits by reducing the oil profits of hostile Middle Eastern states." ❋ Unknown (2010)

Via Ben Smith, it seems that the internets are a-buzz today because of Fox News Channel ❋ Unknown (2010)

"[I hear that] there are [rumors] on the...[uh]...internets..." -Bush ❋ CSD (2004)

[orig].: 'I [hear] [there's rumors on the internets]..' contemp.: 'lol internets' ❋ Frat Curl (2005)

On the, on [the internets] ❋ CommieCowboy (2005)

'i [paid] bob [twenty] internets because he posted [a pic] of epic lulz' ❋ Ccaptainpoopypants (2008)

[The internets] raped my house, stole my wife, and [burned] my dog. I'm off to commit [pseuicide]. ❋ Blazelust (2007)

[The internets] is not something you can just dump something on, it's [not a big truck]. It's a [series of tubes]. ❋ Glababa (2008)

Bush: [Hmmmmmmm], The Internet is too [untrustworthy]. I must create somthing more powerful............. [The Internets]! ❋ Sam Burns (2006)

"I [hear] [there's rumors on the Internets]." -George W. [Bush]. ❋ Larrry (2006)

[I would] [disallow] all those internets! I would disallow all those <[fill in] anything!> ❋ Batrachus (2011)

I [hax] ur internets, [n00b]. Jerry, [get off] your internets and do some damn work. ❋ Wooden Jesus (2007)

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