Interruptus

On the other hand, coitus interruptus is not always harmful for the man, for he has the complete sex-act, though a good many men think its effects on them are undesirable, and it may lead to lack of desire or even impotence. ❋ Unknown (1918)

To older kids, that no “withdrawal” method of coitus interruptus is guaranteed as birth control – and that the rhythm method of watching for a wife’s fertile days isn’t fool proof, either, in preventing pregnancy. ❋ Unknown (2010)

The last time Simon had heard the word had been in a biology lecture and was linked to the word 'interruptus'. ❋ Gill, B. M. (1991)

Thanks Seattle, but it's time to Clothes! notafiree what?? no one with a '(coitus) interruptus' based pun yet? ❋ Unknown (2010)

The result is a book that itself suffers from cognitus interruptus. ❋ Nora Krug (2011)

He also got West pregnant while distracted by the presence of a cleaner in his flat so much for his command of coitus interruptus. ❋ Unknown (2011)

What happens next is even stranger, as it involves a case of divine coitus interruptus and the consumption of semen. ❋ Unknown (2011)

It's comedy interruptus, bringing the viewer to the brink of laughter without ever actually letting him get his rocks off. ❋ Marshall Fine (2011)

Incredibly, this is not the film's most flamboyant instance of coitus interruptus. ❋ Unknown (2011)

But "I watched as my kids awoke slowly from the state of cognitus interruptus . . . to become more focused, logical thinkers." ❋ Nora Krug (2011)

It includes oral sex, masturbation, mutual masturbation, contraceptive sex, coitus interruptus, and anal sex – any sex in which semen does not find its way into a uterus. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Compassion led to coitus interruptus and it was a classy gesture towards his former colleagues. ❋ Unknown (2011)

You could hasten your recovery from romantus interruptus by continuing to explore your own motivations and behavior with a counselor. ❋ Unknown (2010)

What seems at first a case of thrillus interruptus is actually a reflection of the novel's theme: the triumph of decorum and honor in a world of corruption and perversion. ❋ Unknown (2010)

There are also some hadith, or sayings of Prophet Muhammad, which say Islam's founder was aware that some of his peers practiced coitus interruptus -- the pull-out method, known as "azl" in Arabic -- and did not object. ❋ Unknown (2010)

By the time this dream was realized in 1960, six years before Sanger's death, other contraceptives were widely available, but the pill stood out for three main reasons: First, it was the only form of contraception that was not directly linked to the act of sex (that is, no coitus interruptus necessary). ❋ Unknown (2010)

Although women in the 19th century, when Sanger was born, practiced contraception through various means -- sponges, pessaries and coitus interruptus among them -- none were particularly effective. ❋ Elaine Tyler May (2010)

I was sitting in the shitter at work checking [Pokémon Go] when some dude came in and pulled a total Commodus Interruptus [on my ass]. I had to leave before my nose hairs [curled] too much. ❋ Ed Rooney Jr (2016)

I could feel a good sneeze coming on when [Mark's] loud fart [startled] me, causing a [sneezus interruptus]. ❋ JShizzzzle (2011)

Robert: I was in the middle of jerking off to big titty porn when my [stupid wife] came back too early from the mall. Dan: Haha! [Fappus interruptus]! Did you get caught? Robert: Nah, I pulled up my pants and browsed to some gay Martha Stewart endorsed [home improvement] website. ❋ Cunty Joe (2016)

He's POTUS Interruptus - he'll pull out of anything! The Iran deal, the Paris Climate [Accord], the [TPP], [you name it]! ❋ Rajikkumar (2018)

[Wendy]: I have Medical Issues! [Hank]: Medical Issues? Like Penis [Withdrawal]? Schlongus Interruptus? ❋ TheDarkestStar (2015)

I had my high top supras and my fitted [v-neck] on the other day, lookin [so fly], when I [swaggus interruptus'd] and dropped my iphone in front of three hot girls. ❋ ToxSick13 (2012)

"[How do] you expect me to [keep it up] when you keep making all those [ridiculous] jokes? I've got the worst case of laughter interruptus I've ever suffered." ❋ Scarlett.007 (2010)

[American Idol] will be pre-empted tonight because of the POTUS Interruptus. Man did you watch the POTUS Interruptus last night? With all the [clapping it] took 2 hours to give a [20 minute] speech! ❋ Chris-2-4 (2007)

my girlfriend [sprang] coitus interruptus on me the other night when she was riding me [cowgirl style] and i ended up with a belly [full of sperm]. ❋ Hal (2004)

cannabis interruptus!!!!!!! ❋ Socool1234567890 (2010)