Jerkies

It happens overnight that those toes become total strangers... grizzled beef jerkies at the end of your foot... veins that pop out looking like a map of downtown Apocalypse, topped with gnarly little tufts of hair, your former toenail is now a two-inch thick slab of volcanic lava on a crusty linoleum biscuit! ❋ Alan Thicke (2011)

So I pulled out my last card, reminding him what pays for his salmon jerkies. ❋ Wendy Huanjie Wang (2011)

Although these jerkies must be refrigerated for long term storage they can be taken out long enough to accompany you to the game, concert, or camping trip. ❋ Meathead Goldwyn (2010)

After a few more jerkies and an intense belly rubbing session, Joebert agreed to put together a résumé and start job hunting. ❋ Wendy Huanjie Wang (2011)

Sensing the adverse effect this unnecessary digression might have on our conversation, I took two pieces of salmon jerkies out of the treat box and gave them to my husband, who then fed them into the igloo. ❋ Wendy Huanjie Wang (2011)

Levin's spirits bottomed out last September at the National Association of Convenience Stores convention in Las Vegas: "The whole show was normal jerkies, condoms, cigarettes and fake nacho cheese," he says. ❋ Unknown (2010)

To test the validity of this dietary elimination, he performed three separate patient challenges with Chinese food (with MSG), three glasses of Crystal light (aspartame), and a bag of beef jerkies (MSG). ❋ Unknown (2009)

He pushed in back of me and, not knowing the nice little ways of jerkies, was pitched forward to the floor with an awful thud. ❋ Frances Marie Antoinette Mack Roe (N/A)

If they merely wished to get free transportation out of San Francisco, it was not necessary for them to apply as jerkies. ❋ Arthur Preston Hankins (1906)

Pierce Rowe, Czar of Jerky, and Josh Case, the company's president, explained that they were looking for vegetarian jerkies to make in upcoming markets, but nothing says "I love you" better than a heart-shaped piece of dried meat with a personalized card featuring messages such as "Be (ef) My Valentine!" and "Dear Valentine, From the moment we met, I knew I wanted to share a bag of jerky with you." ❋ By Aaron Short (2010)

"That Gene is really a [jerkis]." "Hey you [double parked] over there you jerkis!" "I sure hope a jerkis maximus like George Bush doesn't get [re-elected]." ❋ Dragonsbane2004 (2004)

1. "You've never had [jerky]?! Here, try some. It looks like dried boot leather but it tastes like there was just a [flavor party] in your mouth." 2. "Anyone that doesn't like [beef jerky] should be packed into a rocket and launched towards the sun." -Maddox ❋ Raimondo (2005)

Dont be a jerkey. You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center. You are running behind schedule.Your Boss Lou from New Jersey yells..... "OK Jerkey!! Get those [dickbeaters] moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see dickbeaters) Source: [Gabo], de la [Guerra] ❋ Gabo, De La Guerra (2004)

Harry: Oh man! She gave me the best jerky last night! [Casey]: [Oh shut up]! [You already know] I give the best babe! Daniel: DAMN! Maybe you can give me a jerky too, Casey. ❋ 3nz0 (2010)

[Dang], did you see [all that] jerky on [Beyonce]? ❋ Enairb (2007)

man [i need] some [pickle] jerken to acompany my jerki [gerken] ❋ Ultra Mega Sexy Dude (2007)

[Eww]! [A worm] [jerky]! ❋ Zimmygirl777 (2023)

You see [Caleb] [over there]? His [new] name is Hot Jerky because of what he did last night. ❋ Soran727 (2021)

"[Did you] [have sex] with the clients?" "No, [just] jerky treats." ❋ SkidMarkyMark (2007)

[The only] [way to] stop was [to go] cold jerky. ❋ DaStrangla (2007)