Jousted

Word JOUSTED
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Definitions and meanings of "Jousted"

What do we mean by jousted?

To engage in mock combat on horseback, as two knights in the lists; to tilt.

To engage in verbal sparring over an important issue. (used of two people, both of whom participate more or less equally)

To touch penises while engaging in a sex act, especially oral sex.

A contest held to find out, between two men whose penis is bigger. two men start at opposite ends of the room and run at eachother with thier penis aiming not drectly at the other mans dick but slightly to the side, the man to get hit first looses, for the reason that he/she has a smaller penis Urban Dictionary

Jousting is the act of two homosexual men trying to assert their dominance. Both men having erections charge at one another penis first. Whatever man is last standing gets to have the dominate role in sex first. It is a fetish and sort of like rock, paper, scissor, shoot on decision making in bed. Urban Dictionary

A phrase that claims something as yours with absolute certainty. Can not be overridden. Urban Dictionary

When two naked men with erections run straight at each other really fast, the first one to cry loses. Urban Dictionary

The polite way of describing what happens when two gay bears (humans) meet in the locker room or at the gym. Also colloquially referred as sword fighting or cock fighting. Very common amongst male ICU/ER nurses. Urban Dictionary

As your hitting it from the back, reach around and pull back your testicles, creating a fully extended boner, and joust your way to victory. Urban Dictionary

Verb- To Joust: a.To screw someone over. b.To overdo something. c.To want something really bad. Urban Dictionary

Sex while standing up. The man runs as fast as he can before penetrating the women, using his penis like a lance. The women can run from the opposite direction but this is optional. Urban Dictionary

A medieval sport where two men ride at each other on horseback wielding a large pole. Urban Dictionary

1. A medieval contest of arms wherein two knights, each armed with a lance and mounted on his noble destrier, ride hellbent at one another with the objective of poking the other fellow with the tip of their lance. 2. When two men make simultaneous sexual entry into the same orifice. Urban Dictionary

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The word "jousted" in example sentences

Such a great acting showcase for both Anthony Stewart Head and David Tennant as they "jousted" in the pool area.... ❋ Toby O'B (2010)

Knights jousted and he ate a giant turkey leg with his hands, walking over the ground covered in hay. ❋ Ames John Gigounas (2011)

While Dinwiddie and the Burgesses jousted with each other, on February 17 Trent and less than fifty men reached the Forks. ❋ David A. Clary (2011)

He understands presidential power, having jousted with Clinton in the mid-1990s enough to absorb what made the president such a worthy adversary. ❋ Unknown (2011)

RNC Chairman Michael Steele jousted across networks with DNC Chairman Tim Kaine Friday morning, telling Democrats pushing a recent report on conservative groups allegedly funneling foreign contributions into campaign efforts to "put up or shut up." ❋ The Huffington Post News Team (2010)

He has publicly jousted with the Obama administration over stimulus funding, environmental regulation and health care. ❋ Patrick O'Connor (2011)

When the president a year ago addressed a conference of House Republicans in Baltimore, he called attention to Mr. Ryan's "roadmap" and jousted with him over the plan's details and implications. ❋ Janet Hook (2011)

He was an armorer and blacksmith who trained horses and jousted at Renaissance Faires. ❋ Linda Robertson (2011)

The two states often jousted over which units had fought harder, and the arguing continued after the war was over, says John Coski, chief historian for the Museum of the Confederacy in Richmond. ❋ Cameron McWhirter (2011)

While government and industry officials jousted over Hamaoka, the operator of the troubled Fukushima Daiichi plant reported more incremental progress Saturday in the long battle to bring the crippled reactors there under control. ❋ Judy Lam (2011)

While government and industry officials jousted over Hamaoka, the operator of the troubled Fukushima Daiichi plant reported incremental progress over the weekend in the long battle to bring the crippled reactors there under control. ❋ Judy Lam (2011)

Sen. John Cornyn R., Texas and the attorney general jousted over whether the department provided lawmakers with "incorrect" information—Mr. Holder's word—or "false" information—Mr. Cornyn's description. ❋ Evan Perez (2011)

You know, I don't have that many ideas," jousted Cohen." ❋ Unknown (2012)

While Kick-Ass is most definitely a very, very fun time at the theatre, and an exceptional ‘comic book film’, there were moments where my split-personalities of comic book geek and cinephile jousted to the death on an alien planet like Kirk and Spock. ❋ Unknown (2010)

It's a major score for Singapore's exchange, which has jousted with Hong Kong's in the last few years for the title of liveliest destination for new public companies. ❋ Unknown (2011)

Yo josh wanna [joust]? Josh: [sure bro], [Shawg] guy looks like you have the smaller penis ❋ Mayur03 (2010)

Kevin: "It's my time to shine! This time I'm going to be on top!" Brett: "[Sure you will] never beat me in Jousting." Kevin: "[Not this] time! Get ready... [On your mark] get set." Brett: "GO!!!!!" ❋ Doug Waldman (2013)

I [call shotgun], no joust ❋ Big Mike (2004)

Man Bill and I were [jousting] so hard last night I almost [split] [my ball] sack ❋ Serodino (2007)

Weight [Lifter] 1: Dude, did you see what happened when those two big dudes Lance and Chris met in the locker room after a long, hard workout? [No pun intended]. Weight Lifter 2: Yeah dude, it's called [jousting] and it happens all the time in the ER. ❋ Tosser Of Salads (2017)

I had to start [jousting] that girl last night, my regular [boner] wasn't doing [the trick]. ❋ RawDiggitty (2010)

"Dog you really [jousted] me on that [dub sack], It was like a bowl and a half at best" "Your two hours late, why'd you [joust] me like that?" ❋ Highena (2009)

"[The wife] let me try [jousting] her last night" "Be careful man, that can cause [internal bleeding]" ❋ Napolean Bonapert (2013)

[Henry VIII] enjoyed jousting with [Phillip] ❋ Tingwallerwaller (2008)

1. [Sir Lancelot] was unbeatable in the joust. 2. The two porn [actors] had a joust in her [juicy pussy]. ❋ Figleaf23 (2009)

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