Keester

Bill, this book looks like it kicks vicuna keester from the title on down. ❋ Bill Crider (2007)

Plus it means I get to use the word "keester" in conversation more often, so, there's also that. ❋ Unknown (2010)

a "keester" somewhat apart from the heterogeneous pile of men's apparel on the adjacent boxes. ❋ George Barr McCutcheon (1897)

By the time she landed on her keester, she was out. ❋ Unknown (2010)

The message, as Lingamfelter put it, would be: "We expect you to get off your keester and get busy and enforce the laws of this nation." ❋ Fredrick Kunkle (2011)

Apr 9th, 2010 at 11: 46 am keester: haha they stole your picture ❋ Unknown (2010)

Yes | No | Report from muskiemaster wrote 8 weeks 23 hours ago well, I think if I was in the same position that bear would've probably taken a shot or two of grouse shells in the keester and then we'll see if it comes back. nothing wrong with killing though, if the dnr is okay with it I'm okay with it. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Yes | No | Report from muskiemaster wrote 8 weeks 5 days ago well, I think if I was in the same position that bear would've probably taken a shot or two of grouse shells in the keester and then we'll see if it comes back. nothing wrong with killing though, if the dnr is okay with it I'm okay with it. ❋ Unknown (2009)

As it is, there is a better tax deal sitting on your keester with a lot of stock rather than working. ❋ Unknown (2010)

Maybe the Parents TV Council will welcome you back when you get your keester handed to you. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Two days later, he went out on his keester just like Ms. Gentovich. ❋ Unknown (2010)

I was driving back from a weekend gambling in Atlantic City, N.J., keester strapped tight, following all the rules, when the wheel made a mad dash for freedom. ❋ Amy Gerstler (2010)

Pull your head out of your keester and read about the issues each candidate represents. ❋ Unknown (2008)

If they could have made things move faster, why didn't they say so before the Augustine commission was announced and NASA's keester was put in the fire? ❋ Unknown (2010)

Without getting too graphic, why in the world would someone feel they were better off by shooting different materials up your own keester a few times a week? ❋ R.W. Sanders (2010)

What would you do, were you Arachne, your keester, ceaseless, spewing line? ❋ Hradzka (2010)

When keestering [the shank] before going to the [yard] for [rec] time, a gentle hand is best. ❋ Ef4 (2015)

After giving a fabulous [hummer], [Sheila] prefers to finish the evening with a cock in her [keester]! ❋ Lick A Lotta Spokes (2005)

❋ Mister Fister (2003)

1. [Prisoner] #1-Hide that shit fast! Prisoner #2-Nigga how? Prisoner #1-Just keester it! Prisoner #2-...Fuck 2. Person #1-Damn, we got to much _______ ([fill in the blank] with [anything you want]) Person #2- Just keester it bitch ❋ Keestermaster (2010)

[richard gere] keestered a hamster and unfortunately it got stuck ----------------------------------- man i wish we had some blow for this [long flight] dont worry bro i keestered an [8ball] im bout to head to the bathroom right now to get it out ❋ The Ju1ce (2003)

We have to get to [church] early on [Christmas] to get [seats] or all the Keesters will get them. ❋ Not A Keester (2008)

John [hurry up] and keester it, before [customs] [get here]! ❋ Anonymous (2003)

the [keester] was very very [smelly] ❋ Keester Beans (2003)

[Man] you [keester]. Did you keester [with that] [man]? ❋ Tit Nipple (2018)

It was [evident] that Bill forgot to wipe as seen by the [keester kiss] left on the [sheets]. ❋ Tim Boniface (2005)