Keg Stand

Their keg-stand anthems, general buffoonery and sneaky lefty politics have landed them three Grammys and a recent White House gig. ❋ Unknown (2010)

So rather than beat myself up again for not being able to make it even half-way thru today's New York Times, I'm going to go out and do things like holding the door open for strangers and remembering to say thank you to whomever holds my legs during my next keg-stand. ❋ Unknown (2008)

The problem with potential employers Googling young job candidates and finding pictures of their bravest keg stands isn't so much the behavior itself -- soon enough plenty of folks in HR will have keg-stand snapshots of their own -- as it is that they might not find a record of that person's more-lasting accomplishments. ❋ Unknown (2008)

As in, those keg-stand pictures are funny now, but could keep you from becoming president in 30 years. ❋ Unknown (2012)

Employers also use it to get a scoop on a potential employee before they're hired, so make sure there's nothing on your profile that's questionable in content (pictures of you doing a keg-stand, passed out with your shirt off and a dick drawn on your face, or packing the bong come to mind). ❋ Bondms9 (2010)

Want, is bigger, bolder and bawdier, with beats that sound more like the real deal, and hooks with the stamina of a keg-stand champion. ❋ Unknown (2010)

And granny always says "it takes one rotten apple to ruin a record breaking keg-stand."