Keister

As for the slate floors and dim lights, falling on your keister is a definite maybe. ❋ Unknown (2010)

"Wait till her fat keister is sitting at this desk," he once said (except he didn't say "keister"). ❋ Unknown (2009)

"keister" the syndicate's constitution in his rectum, along with the master hit list which, by now, read fifty names long.

James – If you don't think Liberal activist groups like ACORN are a threat to our democracy, then you need to take your head out of Obama's keister. ❋ Unknown (2009)

They make a flat keister plump and a plump rump irresistible. ❋ Ashleigh Speidel (2011)

It will breakdown and the astronaut will slip and fall on his keister -- right in front of the new President. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Popping back and forth between computers is also a pain in the keister, and having the doc readily available from all computer terminals on the planet is quite sweet. ❋ Unknown (2009)

And no one could believe it, but I won a supermajority on the first ballot and he was out on his keister. ❋ Stephen Moore (2011)

We know very well that for progressives legislative progress means listening to a lot of scolds about how we need to “grow up” because “politics is all about taking it up the keister.” ❋ Unknown (2009)

Dizzy from hunger, the meatloaf hobbled inside, sat its meaty keister on a green vinyl stool, and ordered blueberry pie. ❋ Mike Lynch (2011)

Hey Albo58, instead of sitting on your keister, why don't you go and do something noble, like say ... suit up for war, Pick any one of the Bush wars, any one, you choose. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I have to say, as pains in the keister go, this one is right up there. ❋ James Napoli (2011)

Sooner or later, displaying no leadership comes back to bite you in the keister. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I enjoyed, very much, kicking them in the keister last week. ❋ Unknown (2010)

There's no surer way to get knocked on your keister ❋ Con Chapman (2010)

[Samantha] has a [formidable] keister. ❋ The Wog Whomper (2005)

to keister [a sack] of [cocaine]. ❋ Anthony And Gilbert (2004)

[get off] your damn keister and [get in] [the game] ❋ Ob1 (2004)

He [got] [shot] in the keister. ❋ Light Joker (2005)

[Carl] had to keister a half-kilo of coke in order to clear [customs] from [Columbia]. ❋ Cass (2005)

The word is out about town, That Rock Hudson loved it in the brown; He eschewed the nubile maids, And now he has a case of AIDS. Those who finally got him, Penetrated his well-rounded bottom. While down in Tijuana Town, when asked: "Hey [meester]! Do you want to fuck my [seester]?" Rock replied: "Hell no! [Sock it to me] in the keister! -- doggrel, circa 1985 ❋ Nelly Scratch (2006)

[Goodman] figured [keistering] the dildo would be just [the trick] to avoid detection by store security ❋ KC Is A Knob Gobbler (2009)

[Steve] totally keistered that [hard boiled egg] without [cracking it]. ❋ Joeseph Campbell (2006)

Adam [came down] with a nasty [sore] [in his ass] from keistering too much meth all weekend. ❋ Sonomachris (2006)

I used a turkey [baster] to [keister] a couple shots last night. Man I [got fucked] up. ❋ Vevalachris (2011)