Kitchin

"I was only thinkin 'it was fair to say," said the Captain; "she was took so sudden and so violent like, it might be -- might be -- suthin '-- suthin' kitchin ', perhaps. ❋ Sarah P. McLean Greene (1895)

"No, thank 'ee," replied Maggot; "I've bin stroobin 'a daw's nest under cliff, an' I fell into the say, so I'm goin 'hum to dry myself, as I'm afeared o' kitchin 'cold, being of a delikit constitootion. ❋ Unknown (1859)

Ai haz bean bizzee in teh kitchin an bring sordid caeks an cukkiez an hab raydid mai seller fur whines u awl cullers dere aer sawft drinks 2 ❋ Unknown (2010)

Ai notissed dat teh ohai shelf in teh kitchin had growed sum furr – Ai aer wore owt cleenin it! ❋ Unknown (2010)

June 18, 2010 at 12:30 am wiff wun swipe of teh pointee end, he makes fries – very effishunt, ebree kitchin shud hab wun… ❋ Unknown (2010)

It was a good thing that Bush threw kitchin sink at the candidates. ❋ Unknown (2008)

June 19, 2010 at 3:08 am reedin to teh deff and performin a mym sho to teh blynd – feeding teh nakey and cloevin teh hungrees – werkin at teh LCB soop kitchin…..as far as yu kno! ❋ Unknown (2010)

Mai momcat hadded da abokawdoe plyunsiz wif matchin abokawdoe patturn kar-pitz onna kitchin flore. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Ai been up fur howrs butt nawt had brekfust yet – mai cleenah caym an Ai cudnt get in mai kitchin! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Mai kitchin mush wurs dan dat wun, an ai nawt ded yet ai finkso, enneewae. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Ai can go in teh kitchin an halp self tu stuffs ryte frum bag oar boks oar whateber? ❋ Unknown (2009)

Tehy temprarilee in teh back hall bai teh kitchin until tehy can go wif teh uvvers fur dopshuning. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Empty toylet paper toobs, howseflies (blech), water bottle caps, houseplants , puter cursor awn skreen, windchimes (mine nawt up ennymoar…), scrubbee frum kitchin sink… an pretty much ennyfing else nawt nailed daon or lokked up! ❋ Unknown (2009)

Ai need to see if ai haz a kitteh pikshur dat shows sum kitchin. ❋ Unknown (2009)

Nao, mah kitchin be awl kleened adn teh uvven! iz tym fur bed. ❋ Unknown (2009)

I ternt my rv into a kitchin but my lanlord sed no way jolene until i showd him my cooch then he ate for free if you now what i mean boy howdy but ricky tolt me that sellin my cooken was like whoren but not as much money i dont care i tolt him as long as i gets my ine and still have my welfare check rite red fuckem ❋ BikeSnobNYC (2009)

Jump orf da bed, down da hawl, and da stayrs and into da kitchin tew get tew meh. ❋ Unknown (2009)

October 6, 2009 at 12:38 am akshulleh – ai is finking of my kitchin all the tiem! is now almost emptified – ready for kleening an paynting an noo cubboreds! ❋ Unknown (2009)

* Umm, taht is nawt a cawmint on yor ald kitchin, obcorse ! ❋ Unknown (2009)

October 6, 2009 at 12:49 am no – but I did go through most of teh kitchin cupboards not long ago… ❋ Unknown (2009)